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had to take a job at WalMart~

salsalady

salsalady

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Times are tough, and we decided to get work anywhere we could. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...



About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.



:cool:
 
SORRY! This was supposed to be in the LOUNGE!


really thought I clicked on the LOUNGE........mods can move thread as they see fit.




SHEESH! just trying to post a joke!
 
It's in the correct forum for jokes :)
 
Well, thanks y'all.

:)

it was just supposed to be a funny~~~~

:) :)
 
giggling here SL....sounds like something I would want to say with the ladies response....
 
we were real busy at work alast night in the kitchen and a lady came back practicaly into the kitchen we told her please don't come into the kitchen mam, then she kept try to take others peoples food like "oh thats mine" and i am like no mam that is not your please wait at your table for the food it is coming up in under 5 minutes and we have people here thta will run the food to you the servers will serve you mam, then she would go back to her seat saying ok i'll wait her for the food when it comes up she starts reciting to me what her whole order is and im looking at the ticket i said mam i can read please leave the kitchen, then got was like ohhhhh i'll be back i'll bbee back i was like ok whatever lady please leave my sight. why won't people just let us do our jobs?
 
soo true thats why i stopped making bank waiting tables and went behind the scenes cooking where i thought i wouldnt have to deal with PEOPLE :)
 
I know I've told this one before, but this one is a true story-

I asked SalsaDude to watch my table at a farmers market for a couple hours. I had salsa samples set out for taste testing. Now, my salsa has reasonably large (1/4" diced) pieces of fresh tomato, onion and green peppers in it. Very easy to recognize the different veggies.

So anyway, some guy comes up, dips a chip, and then says "I don't like onions".

To which SalsaDude promptly replied, "Well then, don't fucking eat it!"


He doesn't do the farmers markets with me anymore! ;) :cool:



And how this for customer stoopidity.....

(true story from about 15 years ago) I'm doing sampling in a grocery store near a college. Some kid comes by and in my usual, smiling voice say "Would you like to try some fresh salsa?"

he says- No, I don't eat salsa
me says- Oh really? are you allergic to something?
he says- No, I don't agree with the government of Mexico and what they are doing to the Mexican people.

WTF???????

me says- but this is locally made salsa, it does not come from Mexico.
he just wanders off....

So does this mean he won't eat Chinese food because of the Tiennamen Square incident? How about no sausages because of the Holocaust?:crazy:

what a nut job!
 
paulky_2000 said:
Customer service would be so much easier if you just eliminate the human factor.

;)
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Yea, Paulky, I wouldn't mind customer service so much if I didn't have to deal with the customers.
 
people are ignorant salsa lady,


i bet your salsa brings all the boys to the yard and im like its better than yours

[video=youtube;GlcamoeR3M8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlcamoeR3M8[/video]
 
salsalady said:
...To which SalsaDude promptly replied, "Well then, don't fucking eat it!"
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What a champion!! :cool:

salsalady said:
(true story from about 15 years ago) I'm doing sampling in a grocery store near a college. Some kid comes by and in my usual, smiling voice say "Would you like to try some fresh salsa?"

he says- No, I don't eat salsa
me says- Oh really? are you allergic to something?
he says- No, I don't agree with the government of Mexico and what they are doing to the Mexican people.

WTF???????
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What a nutcase!! :crazy:
 
Noshownate said:
people are ignorant salsa lady,


i bet your salsa brings all the boys to the yard and im like its better than yours
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Yea, Nate, I understand wanting to hide in the back room to get away from people. After a while, it gets to you.

People used to complain that the owners of the little country store down the road were grumpy. Well, they were in their 60's, had been working the store 12 hours a day, 7 days a week for the last 22 years, dealing with shoplifters, break ins, and bounced checks....

I'd be grumpy, too!
 
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