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had to take a job at WalMart~

oo, can I tell customer service stories here? These are true! (I cant tell you where I work, but its not Walmart- I wouldnt work there)

The lady walks up to me just as I am about to leave for my break ( I work next to customer service, this day)
"I'm sorry, could you help me? I was going to ask her (points at the CS clerk) but that young man (her customer) was rude, and wouldnt let me interrupt."
~~~

Customer on the phone explains to me that her car was broke into that morning and the window was smashed and she reported it to the police. then she started driving to the store to return several things for which she has the receipt in her purse- and then realizes that the thieves also stole those out of her car, as well.
She pauses, and I say, "so what would you like me to do, ma'am?"

"well, I'd like to get the money back for the things I was going to return, that were stolen."

"Ma'am, I cant refund money for products that are not returned."

"Doesnt this store have a Victim Recovery Program?"

~~~

Another customer brings an item to the counter to return. She doesnt not have a receipt. I look at the item and I do not recognize the brand, but scan the barcode anyway. It confirms my suspicions, this item does not come from my store. I inform her of this, and she tells me, "But she told me she bought it at ****. (The store name is not the same as mine, not even remotely close. I inform her that she is at #######. Astonished, she turns to her friend and says Did you know that we're at ######? This isnt ****!"

And I marvel that these people are out there, running loose, without supervision.
 
I work in an auto garage and here are a few of the stupid questions I get asked. Also, the reasons I'm not allowed to talk to customers anymore...

Our reader board had "Oil Change $15.99 Free Rotation" on it.

Customer - Do you do oil changes here?
Me - No sir, we only do tires, belts and headlights.
He left...

We open at 7AM. It is painted in a huge brightly colored font on our front glass (where I was standing). I was late to work, so it was close to 8 and I was setting up our outside display.

Customer - Excuse me, are you open?
Me - No, we were really busy yesterday and I'm just now getting to close.
Customer - Oh, well what time will you be opening today?
Me - Tomorrow at about noon.

She left.

This weekend, we are having a huge tire sale. Our reader board reads, "Super Sale Weekend! Buy 2 tires get 2 tires free! See inside for details." This happened yesterday...

Needless to say, we were slow. I was sitting on ass, reading the paper, drinking some coffee when I see this car pull in. This lady gets out and starts walking around it kneeling to look and the tires. I watch her do this for about 10-15 minutes before I get curious, walk out and ask her if she needs help. She looks at me, then looks over to the reader board and back at me. With the most confused look on her face, she asked me, "Is this the right place for the free tires?" I say to her, "Yes mam, but unfortunatly, the sale is next weekend. She replied, "Oh... Why is the sign up now?"

"Well mam, the guy that works next week is really lazy, so I went ahead and put it up this morning so it is ready for the sale".

She looks at me and I swear to you, she actually said this: "Well, I guess that makes since. I'll be back next weekend".


I have others but, I'm tired of typing.
 
Good ones, Celeste and Ratman,

we could fill PAGES with stupid customer stories.



We used to keep black licorice ice cream on hand at the restaurant and we had some little mini cones, just about 2 bites worth of ice cream. If we got a family with kids that just trashed the place and the parents didn't even make an attempt to tidy it up or keep the kids under control, I would give the kids a little treat as they were leaving. A free mini-cone of black licorice ice cream.

Black licorice ice cream does the same thing to the mouth as licorice does....makes everything black....along with the hands, face, ....you get the idea ;)...

One day as an especially messy family was leaving with the three munchkins happily licking their black licorice ice cream, I happened to look out the door and see them climbing into a nice new white Cadillac~~~~~~~~~~~~

Every once in a while, the cosmos give you one-
 
salsalady said:
Good ones, Celeste and Ratman,

we could fill PAGES with stupid customer stories.



We used to keep black licorice ice cream on hand at the restaurant and we had some little mini cones, just about 2 bites worth of ice cream. If we got a family with kids that just trashed the place and the parents didn't even make an attempt to tidy it up or keep the kids under control, I would give the kids a little treat as they were leaving. A free mini-cone of black licorice ice cream.

Black licorice ice cream does the same thing to the mouth as licorice does....makes everything black....along with the hands, face, ....you get the idea ;)...

One day as an especially messy family was leaving with the three munchkins happily licking their black licorice ice cream, I happened to look out the door and see them climbing into a nice new white Cadillac~~~~~~~~~~~~

Every once in a while, the cosmos give you one-

That's great SL!
 
SL, you have great sinister ideas
 
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