It's quiet funny when you order something that is billed as very hot and it's not but folks look at you like you are mental, the best one was in a local indian me and the wife went for her birthday I ordered a chicken nag moni (naga dish either madras or vindaloo hot) I always go for vin heat, the thing that was funny was I never ordered anything to drink, so all the way through eating it the waiters kept asking if I'd like a drink, I must have been asked about 10 times, the dish is lovely but if you love heat you really don't need any drink with it.
I did have a good laugh about it as the looks on the waiters faces was priceless.
Also there is a little indian spice shop local to me and I found that they stocked mr naga pickle, this is this stuff that the restaurants put in their naga dishes to give them 'unique' flavour!, this stuff ain't super hot but the flavour is amazing and very morish, I buy about 3 or 4 jars at a time, so on my second buying trip the indian guy serving said "you like this?". He near passed out when I told him that my last jar lasted about 3 days!!! Apparently a jar would last him a month maybe two!!!!! There is no way in hell a jar would last me that long!!!!!!!!!!!