Depends. Are we counting dry-weight, or while the harvest is still moistened from my tears of failure?
Google has failed me in my quest to find out what an individual tear weighs (though the first page of results did include "Abnormal smelly vaginal discharge", so that's disturbingly relevant), but let's round it off to zero pounds.
Combine that with this year's harvest and I have zero pounds.
Of course, if we're talking dry weight then that's pretty easy. We can just shave that value off at zero pounds per plant.
This also works out to zero bushels per hectare, and by a surprising twist of numerological fate, zero pounds per acre.
The conversion to metric is surprisingly simple, as it is also zero kilograms per square kilometer.
Google has failed me in my quest to find out what an individual tear weighs (though the first page of results did include "Abnormal smelly vaginal discharge", so that's disturbingly relevant), but let's round it off to zero pounds.
Combine that with this year's harvest and I have zero pounds.
Of course, if we're talking dry weight then that's pretty easy. We can just shave that value off at zero pounds per plant.
This also works out to zero bushels per hectare, and by a surprising twist of numerological fate, zero pounds per acre.
The conversion to metric is surprisingly simple, as it is also zero kilograms per square kilometer.