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Hypnobirthing Techniques to Deal With The Mornings....

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Has anyone tried "Hypnobirthing" techniques to cope with mornings in the bathroom....... you know, after you've overindulged on the hot stuff? :mouthonfire:

I was reading up on Hypnobirthing therapy which is used during pregnancy and childbirth to reduce or eliminate labor pains.

Apparently there are many basic hypnosis techniques that can be used to minimize physical discomfort during childbirth and I figured someone on this Forum must have tried these techniques already.

Come on, fess up!

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unrelated to hypnosis... but i would think that if you could maintain some sort of barrier between the tissue and poo you would be golden.
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can anyone admit to trying this?
 
I've oftentimes considered purchasing a bidet. There just
has to be a better way to remove fecal remnants than to
simply smear them into thinner and thinner layers with
bleached tree pulp.
 
My wife is currently 38 weeks pregnant and we were offered a free hypnotherapy session. My wife had a graphic design internship with a guy whose girlfriend runs a doula center so she hooked us up. Got to admit... it's not what you think it'll be. And at the end of the session the doula even told us that my wife is too logical for most of the techniques. You don't go into a trance, or watch a clock go back and forth or slowly count backward from ten and wake up saying Yes to everything. They're basically ways to focus on relaxing to keep from tensing up which makes labor worse. Some of them are more distraction so you're just keeping your mind off the pain. Basically what I got out of it in the end, was don't let my wife tense up and keep her breathing.
 
These are all good suggestions, surely better than what I've been using so far.....

Here's a picture of it brand new, without any teeth marks..

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i could see biting down on something but you guys can keep the vaseline and tucks pads! none of these will help the burning guts that a scorpion will give you!
 
What ya gotta do is eat enough heat so not only do you get a huge endorphin rush on the way in, but several on the way out as well. That will make it all worth it........ :mouthonfire:
 
Lol, burning ring of fire? aren't you guys adapted to this yet? I don't get them quite so often anymore, but ccome summer I'll be on the toilet! :)
 
dont worry.
With time, your sphincter will build up calluses.
With a nice thick layer of dead skin lining your colon, you will feel no pain as far as hot peppers are concerned...

As long as they are "Exit Only" (a mistake you only make once!!!).
 
This thread almost made me poo a little (ouch).

I eat a banana before indulging in the hot stuff and it definitely helps the next morning.
 
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