This is me getting my butt kicked by a pepper and overreacting to it. My stomach was the only thing that was unaffected by the heat. Enjoy and have a good laugh.
Okay, for next time I have to get whole milk, more ice cream and a partner in stupidity. And hopefully Youtube won't find the least flattering cover picture for the video...
I enjoyed and had a good laugh, as you suggested. A few tips, though:
1) 1 Tablespoon hydrogen peroxide, 1 Tablespoon water, 1 teaspoon baking soda. Mix well and use as a mouthwash. More effective than just about anything I've come across. It's from a test of remedies run by Cook's Illustrated some while back.
2) Get some heavy rubber gloves. The really hot pods can get you through a nitrile glove. If you think it hurt your mouth, and take my word on this one, there's nothing worse than getting oil on your hand through a glove and going to take a leak when you finish making your mash.