Joke for a slow day...

[DevilDuck]

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.



"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?"



"I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a quarter won't give you a full erection"



"I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!!!"

 

[Omri]

 

[bentalphanerd]

Nice one DD


"In Wisconsin, a driver took a wrong turn and crashed into
the bathroom at a Taco Bell. The Taco Bell's owner is
calling it the second worst bathroom accident that day."
- Conan O'Brien

 

[talas]

nice joke for a dull day..kept me up lol