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Karl's Share-A-Joke-A-Thon!!!

Hendrix1326

Hendrix1326

Hello, everyone! I am branching out a bit, since I have been (in?)conspicuously absent from the forums this year (my 2013 Glog is a joke at this point, but I did film a bunch of Vlogs for my YouTube channel, so documentation complete captain!).
 
Anyway, I wanted to start a new topic where everyone who feels so inclined can share a joke here on this thread. Feel free to "Like" any jokes you find hilarious. Let's try to keep it civil, though, as I don't want to see people getting wounded or offended. I understand that isn't easy, since everyone's sense of humor is different. However, let's say that as The Hot Pepper is a worldwide chili community, that no racially insensitive or sexist (male, female, transgender, etc.) jokes be submitted.
 
Here goes:
 
What do priests and prostitutes have in common?
 
 
 
ANSWER:
 
They both celibate (sell a bit).
 
 
 
 
Okay, now you try!
Karl
 
A woman shares fears about her husband's temper with their doctor .

She says, “Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”...

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking relieved and refreshed. She says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"
 
Vodu said:
A woman shares fears about her husband's temper with their doctor .

She says, “Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”...

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking relieved and refreshed. She says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"
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Now that there is funny!!!!  :lol:
 
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