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My turn to host a contest CLOSED
- Thread starter Rymerpt
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Pepper Dirt , Pepper Dirt , why do you make me hurt ?
Theres no milk nor bread , that will take away my burning head ,
So i'll just sit right back and enjoy the pain ,
One mans loss is anothers gain !
Theres no milk nor bread , that will take away my burning head ,
So i'll just sit right back and enjoy the pain ,
One mans loss is anothers gain !
Fee Fi Fo Fum I just ate a piece of Bubblegum
Bazooka, Bubblicious, and Hubba Bubba it’s not
Raised from Buckeye seed in four months it became a 7pot
Looks just like a deformed strawberry, looks harmless enough to me
Why maybe I’ll just have me a little bite, just so I can see
My wife told me not to
My buddy said I should
I took that bite and out of spite said “boy that tastes good”
I thought I was a tough guy
I thought I was real cool
And then the heat started
And I began to drool
The fire was now in me, as a hot coal it began to burn
It made its way to my stomach where there it began to churn
I looked about in panic; my wife said you’re so red
She said have not seen tears on you since the day we wed
She said are you going to make it, or should I call 911
I tried to say I’ll be ok but only spoke in tongues
I could not understand it and I did not know why
But that little pepper had me feeling so very very high
It finally subsided and I thought it was all done
But then I used the restroom and the real fun begun
I know this is a tell, that is told so many many times
But as THP member, I have now told it in a rhyme
Bazooka, Bubblicious, and Hubba Bubba it’s not
Raised from Buckeye seed in four months it became a 7pot
Looks just like a deformed strawberry, looks harmless enough to me
Why maybe I’ll just have me a little bite, just so I can see
My wife told me not to
My buddy said I should
I took that bite and out of spite said “boy that tastes good”
I thought I was a tough guy
I thought I was real cool
And then the heat started
And I began to drool
The fire was now in me, as a hot coal it began to burn
It made its way to my stomach where there it began to churn
I looked about in panic; my wife said you’re so red
She said have not seen tears on you since the day we wed
She said are you going to make it, or should I call 911
I tried to say I’ll be ok but only spoke in tongues
I could not understand it and I did not know why
But that little pepper had me feeling so very very high
It finally subsided and I thought it was all done
But then I used the restroom and the real fun begun
I know this is a tell, that is told so many many times
But as THP member, I have now told it in a rhyme
Way to pay it forward!!! Awesome contest i'm sure someone is going to be very happy!
7 POD
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7POD , 7 POD in your eye ,
Guaranteed to make a grown man cry .
Burning on the hand, burning on the lip,
Surely will send you on a hell of a endorphin Trip ,
So treat it with respect , treat it with care ,
Sooner or later it'll get ya in its snare !
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7POD , 7 POD in your eye ,
Guaranteed to make a grown man cry .
Burning on the hand, burning on the lip,
Surely will send you on a hell of a endorphin Trip ,
So treat it with respect , treat it with care ,
Sooner or later it'll get ya in its snare !