New Game! Fill in the blank!

[pileiton]

mancave where he drank alone because _____________.

 

[RocketMan]

because he had the big screen all to himself. Then suddenly there was a knock at the cave door which was odd because ___________

 

[pileiton]

the ogres were guarding it. Paul ignored _________.

 

[RocketMan]

the knock because the game was on and he was well into his 5th 7 pod Lauger, a home brew he loves and often ______________

 

[pileiton]

spits at the tv when his team loses. The ________.

 

[RocketMan]

game was in the 4th quarter and had been going so badly that the b ig screen was about to short out when suddenly ___________________

 

[pileiton]

pi whipped out her prosthetic limb to use as an attenae. Everytime it shifted a little _______.

 

[RocketMan]

Pauly's team would score a touchdown. In no time ____________

 

[paulky_2000]

the score was_______to zero....so he went

 

[RocketMan]

25 to zero... So he went to Chick-Fil-A for a ______________

 

[paulky_2000]

sammich and the special________that the girl behind the counter offered for

 

[RocketMan]

Special lemonaid that the girl behind the counter offered him for _______________

 

[binzeh]

free but only one condition: ________________

 

[RocketMan]

Comdition: he must put on the cow suit and dance by the ______________

 

[pileiton]

by the pale moon light with the devil, also known as Rush Limbaugh. Many Keystones were consumed and _________.

 

[paulky_2000]

fun was had by all.

The midgets left the party early bacause everyone kept wanting to touch their little___________

 

[RocketMan]

Ears and play _____________ with them.

 

[paulky_2000]

mean tricks with them.

Paul got too drunk and tried to insert his__________into the

 

[pileiton]

8-track into the waffle maker. " That's silly " , I said, " It goes_____. ".

 

[Masala Mojo]

bonkers like my Avatar seeing those juicy tacos ___________to drain me