New Game! Fill in the blank!

[Masala Mojo]

So she went to sleep______________

 

[pileiton]

on a pile of pillows so soft and warm ________

 

[Dyce51]

and fluffy that she drifted off to sleep ________________________________________

 

[Masala Mojo]

but woke up feeling a ______--under the bed.

 

[pileiton]

stash of money under the bed. " Have I been visited by the cash fairy? " she asked herself __________________

 

[Masala Mojo]

feeling the greenbacks lovingly like ______________________--

 

[paulky_2000]

my ex-wife used to with my money.

The demon-wife, having sucked every bit of ________ from the tragic hero,

 

[pileiton]

having sucked every bit of blood and soul from the tragic hero, needed a stake driven through her heart except she didn't have one. So he did the next best thing__________________________

 

[Masala Mojo]

He struck pins thro her photograph like_____________

 

[pileiton]

like it was a voodoo doll! He then drank ____________

 

[binzeh]

beer straight from the tap. But felt it was _________________

 

[pileiton]

pretty watery so ____

 

[Masala Mojo]

He bottomed up three pegs of Brandy like__________

 

[Dyce51]

they were water. After that he went for___________________________

 

[pileiton]

a psychiatriac examination brought on by __________.

 

[Dyce51]

stress. Stress is the uncontrollable desire to choke the living sh!t out of some one who desperately deserves it. The shrink said_________________________

 

[pileiton]

that anger management was necessary, told him the price per session and ______!

 

[Masala Mojo]

when he heard the amount, he almost slipped into coma and_______________

 

[pileiton]

pooped on the couch. The psychatrist said, ___

 

[Dyce51]

well that is not considered payment and passed out from the wretched_______________________________________