you could have not jumped up and down waving your hand like gilda radner on saturday night live....(J/K)...but that is the image i had of you when i first read your post...gigglin' a lot right now....
South Carolina (I believe) was the hops growing capital of the US at one time, but then some sort of mildew killed off whole crops and Oregon sprung up as the new beer bittering epicenter of our little country.