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No good deed goes unpunished...

Pariah

Pariah

I have to share this:
 
I was making dinner tonight and my shaker jar of 7 Pot Primo mix powder fell out of the cabinet and my 7 year old niece jumps off the couch, "I'll get it!" and picked it up and hands it to me. I said thank you and went back to cooking. About 5 seconds later I hear the faucet running full blast and her spazzing out. Turns out when she picked it up she got some powder on her fingers licked it off like it was Cheeto dust. I real quick got her some milk and told her to swish it around and it helped. As bad as I felt, I was rolling and so was my other niece. She took it like a champ and laughed about it afterwards. I wish I had gotten a picture of her face when she was on fire. Beet red and covered in milk, drool and snot.
 
Lol reminds me of when I was grinding some of juanitos reaper x moruga flakes in the coffee grinder. Wifey was standing right next to me. Second I was done I opened the container. Nuked both of us. Reaper dust straight to the lungs. She went screaming I fcking hate you, I fcking hate you over and over coughing and gagging. That hurt pretty good, burned my lungs, sinuses eyes. Buggers rollin down my face. 
 
Good thing she didn't rub her eyes!  
 
None of you would have taken that as well!
 
The fact that a 7-year old could laugh about it afterwards makes me think the young lady is quite a trooper. Quite an impressive youngster.
 
mikeg said:
The fact that a 7-year old could laugh about it afterwards makes me think the young lady is quite a trooper. Quite an impressive youngster.
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She is tough as nails when she wants to be. Don't get me wrong, she was hopping around like the Easter bunny, but she didn't complain or cry, just drooled everywhere. Afterwards she had the audacity to say my Hoppin' John's, which has no heat was spicy. :rofl: Sorry kiddo, you aren't getting out of eating dinner just to beg for ice cream later. :rolleyes:
 
Remind me of my first Reaper experience... My 9 year old daughter was watching me and laughing and pouring me glasses of milk.. After about my 5th glass of milk I thought.. " I can take the heat.. Just going to let it ride.. " and told her to put the milk away...
 
Needless to say  I lasted about 15 more seconds and I was back in the fridge.. pouring my next one...
 
Once again I thought.. No no no.. I can do this... So I put the milk back... and went back in the living room....
 
Within a minute I scream for my daughter to get me another glass of milk lol... and she does...
 
A few minuted later I hear her freaking out One eye jammed shut !!!! ... I had reaper juice on my fingers and handled the milk cartoon that she proceeded to pick up for me and then rub her eye with her reaper infused fingers.... Poor thing, took it like a champ too .. Was squinting for the next 30 minutes after flushing It out for 10 minutes...
 
KrakenPeppers said:
Remind me of my first Reaper experience... My 9 year old daughter was watching me and laughing and pouring me glasses of milk.. After about my 5th glass of milk I thought.. " I can take the heat.. Just going to let it ride.. " and told her to put the milk away...
 
Needless to say  I lasted about 15 more seconds and I was back in the fridge.. pouring my next one...
 
Once again I thought.. No no no.. I can do this... So I put the milk back... and went back in the living room....
 
Within a minute I scream for my daughter to get me another glass of milk lol... and she does...
 
A few minuted later I hear her freaking out One eye jammed shut !!!! ... I had reaper juice on my fingers and handled the milk cartoon that she proceeded to pick up for me and then rub her eye with her reaper infused fingers.... Poor thing, took it like a champ too .. Was squinting for the next 30 minutes after flushing It out for 10 minutes...
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Having gotten reaper powder in my eyes (and nose, forehead and even more sensitive places), I feel for your daughter. Your mouth isn't the most painful spot to get capsaicin!
D3monic said:
Lol reminds me of when I was grinding some of juanitos reaper x moruga flakes in the coffee grinder. Wifey was standing right next to me. Second I was done I opened the container. Nuked both of us. Reaper dust straight to the lungs. She went screaming I fcking hate you, I fcking hate you over and over coughing and gagging. That hurt pretty good, burned my lungs, sinuses eyes. Buggers rollin down my face. 
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I also know that one! I couldn't tell you how many times my wife said that while I was playing with peppers! :cheers:
 
Once cut my finger while processing some carolina reapers that I got from meatfreak. That's just what peppers do, we laugh about our stupid mistakes....




A looong while later...
 
Pfeffer said:
Once cut my finger while processing some carolina reapers that I got from meatfreak. That's just what peppers do, we laugh about our stupid mistakes....




A looong while later...
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Talk about adding insult to injury! Ouch!
 
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