QuadShotz
Banned
Well, i saw this at the outlet store for less than 1/2 what it's supposed to sell for and figured why not.
I love habs, and I love jerky.
So, I bought the water-lacking meat bits home and tried some.
On opening the bag..well it smells like beef jerky...der.
It's got bits of what sems to be dried peppers and has seeds on it..seems good. Nice dark color.
Tastes like your average commercial jerky, does have a bit of kick, more so if ya hit a pocket of hidden pepper. No real burn.
I still prefer the sweet & hot version, it's hotter IMO.
Overall, Marketing wins over all else.
Not hot for a chilehead, and I seriously doubt that a habenaro ever touched this meat at all. But will make make gramma reach for your throat if she's a wussy.
Conclusion; Not hot, if there's hab in there, it's hiding damn well. Not for chileheads. Nice for snacks.
I seriously wonder if the focus groups in the Marketing Dept. have ever even tasted a real habanero in their lives. Oh wait, average americans are hooked on media spin, not reality. Tell 'em it's HOTTTT!!!, use neato words that sound dangerous...they think it is, and so can boast to the rest of the Dockers crew how kewl they are.
Real hot would cause a lawsuit, huh?
Please kill me now. Oh wait, I have beer left..nvm.![Icon Mrgreen :D :D](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
~Q
![oberto-hab-jerky.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darkgrid.com%2Fimages%2Fhotstuff%2Foberto-hab-jerky.jpg&hash=841fa06ff1863e9701c750b020f6b3fc)
I love habs, and I love jerky.
So, I bought the water-lacking meat bits home and tried some.
On opening the bag..well it smells like beef jerky...der.
It's got bits of what sems to be dried peppers and has seeds on it..seems good. Nice dark color.
![oberto-hab-jerky-clsup.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darkgrid.com%2Fimages%2Fhotstuff%2Foberto-hab-jerky-clsup.jpg&hash=4486003b30e63b94075f7fdc6ef68b6a)
Tastes like your average commercial jerky, does have a bit of kick, more so if ya hit a pocket of hidden pepper. No real burn.
I still prefer the sweet & hot version, it's hotter IMO.
Overall, Marketing wins over all else.
Not hot for a chilehead, and I seriously doubt that a habenaro ever touched this meat at all. But will make make gramma reach for your throat if she's a wussy.
Conclusion; Not hot, if there's hab in there, it's hiding damn well. Not for chileheads. Nice for snacks.
I seriously wonder if the focus groups in the Marketing Dept. have ever even tasted a real habanero in their lives. Oh wait, average americans are hooked on media spin, not reality. Tell 'em it's HOTTTT!!!, use neato words that sound dangerous...they think it is, and so can boast to the rest of the Dockers crew how kewl they are.
Real hot would cause a lawsuit, huh?
Please kill me now. Oh wait, I have beer left..nvm.
![Icon Mrgreen :D :D](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
~Q