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<Paris Hilton voice> Ooh that's HOT
- Thread starter Sluggy
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What's unbelievable is that all cases, as dumb and obviously full of s*** as most of them are, must go through the court system.
It's obvious this guy just wanted to jack off and chose to do it right in the plane's passenger seat instead of either doing it (a) before getting on the plane; (b) in the plane's restroom; or ( c ) after getting off the plane. Having a laptop on the table with one hand on dick, the other on the computer just proves it (another article about this revealed that). The only thing the article didn't directly state is what was exactly was running on the computer, but you could safely (and probably accurately) guess Internet Explorer on some porn site. Although for safety against computer viruses, you'd be better off running almost any OS other than Windows and almost any browser besides IE... it's the least you could do if visiting such potentially malicious places as some random porn site. But if this guy's gonna whack off on a plane, then I guess he's got bigger things to worry about that catching a computer virus, worm, trojan, or other malware. Who knows... maybe the capsaicin and distilled vinegar will even kill off any "real" viruses in the processes.
It's amusing, somewhat funny in a way, but disgusting that the court system is constantly flooded with this dumb s***.
It's obvious this guy just wanted to jack off and chose to do it right in the plane's passenger seat instead of either doing it (a) before getting on the plane; (b) in the plane's restroom; or ( c ) after getting off the plane. Having a laptop on the table with one hand on dick, the other on the computer just proves it (another article about this revealed that). The only thing the article didn't directly state is what was exactly was running on the computer, but you could safely (and probably accurately) guess Internet Explorer on some porn site. Although for safety against computer viruses, you'd be better off running almost any OS other than Windows and almost any browser besides IE... it's the least you could do if visiting such potentially malicious places as some random porn site. But if this guy's gonna whack off on a plane, then I guess he's got bigger things to worry about that catching a computer virus, worm, trojan, or other malware. Who knows... maybe the capsaicin and distilled vinegar will even kill off any "real" viruses in the processes.
It's amusing, somewhat funny in a way, but disgusting that the court system is constantly flooded with this dumb s***.
AlabamaJack
eXtreme
That's his story and he's sticking to it...
What I'd like to know is how the Florida Fapper managed to get the bottle past security.
Because every time I fly back from the States, homeland security staff confiscates all my bottles of hot sauce. Bottles of hot sauce n your personal luggage is a no-no.
I had to chuck 8 bottles of Blair's and whatnot in the garbage bin during security checks once. Ouch.
I wanted to give the bottles to the officer in charge if I couldn't bring them to Hoilland, but he told me they are not allowed to accept gifts.
Byebye hot sauce
Because every time I fly back from the States, homeland security staff confiscates all my bottles of hot sauce. Bottles of hot sauce n your personal luggage is a no-no.
I had to chuck 8 bottles of Blair's and whatnot in the garbage bin during security checks once. Ouch.
I wanted to give the bottles to the officer in charge if I couldn't bring them to Hoilland, but he told me they are not allowed to accept gifts.
Byebye hot sauce
Might have been Big Bang Naga Sauce he spilled. 
Peter Pepper Sauce?
Madame Jeanette Sauce?
Bonda Ma Jacque...Country Girl/Kisser?
Peter Pepper Sauce?
Madame Jeanette Sauce?
Bonda Ma Jacque...Country Girl/Kisser?
