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Passow looking for new home?

MrArboc

MrArboc

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/sha/1386386973.html

Need Housing - Zombie Prepared (Salt Lake City)

Date: 2009-09-22, 1:41AM MDT
Reply to: hous-8z6x4-1386386973@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Single white Male seeking place, Owns guns and Zombie attack kits, is well prepared incase of the apocalypse. Excellent marksman and weapons improviser and Hunter. Portly, Prone to drink, of Irish and Scandinavian descent. Roomate must like Battlestar Galactica. Like to wear a Kevlar helmet to bed

Location: Salt Lake City
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CL has some classic ones, so I looked for one closer sounding to IGGY and I stumbled on one that might actually be him! LOL I searched "hot sauce" in Cleveland and this came up! http://cleveland.craigslist.org/rid/1388087862.html

Need a ride (cleveland)

I need a ride to work twise per week. Do not be freeked out by my freakish beard, I am going for a world record. I promise to keep it free of hot sauce and bees.

Location: cleveland
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:rofl:
 
Oh yeahhh, this one:

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I would never be looking to go to Utah, they have horrible laws about beer.

Badger said:
Does Utah have a zombie problem?
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Yes, except there they are called Mormons. :lol:

Sickmont said:
Wait, why would he need a ride to work? I though he had a "hunnert dollar car" that he drove every day.
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Yep, still have the Buick.

QuadShotz said:
Oh yeahhh, this one:

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Ahhhh yes, I remember the Gremlin. Except that was the $500 car ;)
 
imaguitargod said:
I would never be looking to go to Utah, they have horrible laws about beer.
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Utah's a cool place to live but yeah, it's definitely a major "you really have to homebrew" state. 2% beer sucks ass. I'm just lucky i was in the Air Force when i lived there. I was able to buy full strength beer on base(and i made a killing getting it for some of my friends offbase).
 
Sickmont said:
Utah's a cool place to live but yeah, it's definitely a major "you really have to homebrew" state. 2% beer sucks ass. I'm just lucky i was in the Air Force when i lived there. I was able to buy full strength beer on base(and i made a killing getting it for some of my friends offbase).
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I think homebrewing is illegal there.
 
thehotpepper.com said:
CL has some classic ones, so I looked for one closer sounding to IGGY and I stumbled on one that might actually be him! LOL I searched "hot sauce" in Cleveland and this came up! http://cleveland.craigslist.org/rid/1388087862.html

Need a ride (cleveland)

I need a ride to work twise per week. Do not be freeked out by my freakish beard, I am going for a world record. I promise to keep it free of hot sauce and bees.

Location: cleveland
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:rofl:
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ROTFLMAO! I nearly choked on my drink while reading this!:lol:
 
Badger said:
:)Do they bug the shit out of you by knocking at your door, because they do over here.
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Yes.....I ask them for extra pamphlet. They say, "Oh to help spread the word?"

I say, "No, they burn quick and hot and work perfect in my charcoal starter". :lol:
 
:lol: Nice! If I see them coming I answer the door with a smoke in one hand and a beer in the other. And if I get time I'll put some Slayer on the stereo.
 
imaguitargod said:
Yes.....I ask them for extra pamphlet. They say, "Oh to help spread the word?"

I say, "No, they burn quick and hot and work perfect in my charcoal starter". :lol:
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They used to hit me up really early in the a.m. on my days off. You'd get the whole "HI! We're from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints..." and i'd always want to immediately know why they couldn't come back latter in the day then slam the door on their faces.:lol:
 
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