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PLAY MAFIA - SIGN UP FOR NEW GAME HERE ON THP NOW!....

I had just turned in with my lovely wife, when there was a sudden pounding at the front door. I was up most of the night waiting. Waiting for what I dunno. The older gent in the suit just paid my fee and told me to be ready for my orders. I tell ya, I don't like this. There feels like there is evil lurking. I'm thinking of sending my family to my sisters, but fear that the roads aren't safe.

Me and the misses have been quarreling because of my unease. And because of my distressed state, I have been munching on some raosted stuffed Habs and beans, which gets her even more fired up cause she says they are causing noxious fumes in the house.
 
Well let the lynching begin.....

I FOS: Five Star and call him out and demand that he act like a man and admit to his mafiaism!!!

Explain yourself 5 star.....if that's even your real name??? mmmmmm
 
I concur FOS: 5 Star he was the first to point the finger at someone else. Me thinks he is trying to divert attention from his nefarious chilli munching activities.

After all he already admits to hanging around speakeasies

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A little to knowledgeable about such dens of iniquity.
 
FOS PATRICK
This guy is just too quiet i tellz ya, i could have sworn i saw him just yesterday at the local gunsmiths.
What would a normal law abiding citizen be doing at such a place and while i am at it where did he find all the spondooli to buy that brand new V8 cruiser, suss i tellz ya.
 
Alright look fellas, I'm gonna be real frank wit yez right now. I've been real hormonal lately. See, I used to be a man, but I've been undergoin a sex change lately. I'm gettin my zucchini cut down to an eggplant if you know what I mean. Lately, life's been real tough. All the fellas at work been givin me a hard time. My lady friends don't feel like "swingin that way" once I get the operation. Life is comin down around me as we speak. There are plenty of guys I'd love to put some holes in, but they're all mafiosos like YOU. I'm a peace and liquor lovin guy who's heart is in the right place. Loyal townies, read between the lines and realize that I'm not the guy/gal you think I am. I wouldn't hurt a flea! But I'd challenge him to a drinkin contest!
 
I still am not convinced that five star is a member of this fine and up standing townie community and as such I must offer up my Lynch Vote to Five Star. May God have mercy on his soul!!!!
 
I would submit that one so deviant as to undergo a sex change would have no compunctions about also participating in clandestine and criminal activities! VOTE 5STAR!
 
5 Star is attemting to throw us off with his little story.

So I say Vote: 5 Star He/she should be hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on his/her soul
 
CHILLIHEAD TOWNIE, VOTE COUNT FOR LYNCHING::hell:


PATRICK
5 STAR 2 (BOUTROS, MOYBOY)
BOUTROS
LV
NOVA
MOYBOY
PEPPERFREAK
MILLWORKMAN
---------------------

HAVE NOT VOTED

PATRICK
5 STAR
LV
PEPPERFREAK
MILLWORKMAN



Split vote, means NO ACTION .. NIGHT WILL FALL... MAJORITY ONLY will get you lynched ! you would need 5 VOTES
VOTEs will only be counted if presented ie: VOTE: CM.
 
Townies, if you let this vote stand you'll be sorry. Do you want this kind of hatred and bigotry to run rampant through your community? First it was prohibition, now we're going to stop people from fulfilling their God-given gender rolls?

I didn't choose to be a woman! It was the Chili God! The only reason I was the first to point the finger of suspicion was because the rest of you felt the need to sit around idly watching as our town was reduced to nothing but a gang of hoodlums!

I'll say this one last time, hang me and you let the mafia get one step closer to control of this town. Who'll be around to help prop up the wounded when this mess is finally over?
 
Townies...Wait! Lets not be too hasty. Perhaps Five is Innocent. I think Five might just be on our side people. Lets not jump to quickly to conclusions. I say FOS - Nova. Just think people, what if Five is actually the one and only Doctor. Then what will we do when our children get sick, or god forbid. the Mafioso shut us up?
 
I have my thoughts on who the doctor is and I don't think it's 5 star!!!

But i have been wrong in the past....:lol:

My vote is unchanged!
 
VOTE:Fivestar

As for the FOS allow me to retort.

It would be frivalous and downright incomprehensible to not question the Mafia's attempt at marring the name of the good and riteous Super Nova. One would be well served by asking oneself why this person would try to throw the hounds off his own scent.
 
Well...I just would hate to see an inocent man sent to the gallows. Nova scares me and I think he is a thug. I don't buy that "fountain pen" incident. Not to mention, I'm sure I have seen him sneeking around my pepper patch.

Novacastrian said:
My name is Super Nova and i can explode with anger at any time. My weapon of choice is a .45 colt and i won't hesitate to use it on anyone that tries to step in front of the barrel.

I have many scars on my face and chest from where i have been bashed and stabbed (with a fountain pen). I am also missing a piece of my left ear from my heavyweight title days and i like to eat children, your children.

I iz a bad bad M/F.
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CHILLIHEAD TOWNIE, VOTE COUNT FOR LYNCHING::hell:


PATRICK
5 STAR 4 (BOUTROS, MOYBOY, LV, NOVA)
BOUTROS
LV
NOVA
MOYBOY
PEPPERFREAK
MILLWORKMAN
---------------------

HAVE NOT VOTED

PATRICK
5 STAR
PEPPERFREAK
MILLWORKMAN



Split vote, means NO ACTION .. NIGHT WILL FALL... MAJORITY ONLY will get you lynched ! you would need 5 VOTES
VOTEs will only be counted if presented ie: VOTE: CM.
 
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