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Silly joke of the day :)

mel

mel

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal

reassuring voice in his head that said:


"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head

would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......
Dave..........




Dave ..................






Dave.........






Dave........






..........you're a f*#ken vet.
 
This joke was told to me by my friend Mary, who is 86:

A husband and wife, very much in love, promised each other that when one passed on, the other would have a seance on their anniversary to stay in contact.
After many happy years together, the man died, so, his wife arranged to have a seance, by a very well respected medium. Contact was made, and appropriate questions were asked and answered to satisfy the widow that her beloved husband was truly present. Then she asked him if he was happy.

"Oh, yes!" came the response.

"What do you do there?" she asked, "what is your day like?"

"Well, in the morning, I have breakfast, and then I have sex. Then I have lunch, and then I have sex. Then I have dinner, and then I have sex."

"WOW!" says the widow, impressed. "I didnt know heaven was such a fun place!!"

"Oh, I'm not in heaven," her departed husband replied, "I've been reincarnated as a rabbit."
 
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