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So what are the worst experiences you have had with peppers?

Well, I was super bored one day and went to a bar around 2 am. I just wanted to get some wings and beer. While looking through the menu, I see the flavor of wings, ya know, the usual mild, hot and very hot. Then that's when I saw it, D.O.A(Death On Arrival) sauce. I said to myself I have to try this. What I found out is that if you finish ten wings with no drink during the contest, the tab is picked up by the bar and you get a picture of yourself on the wall. I was all for it. Well, after signing the waiver :think: I notice the waiter bringing me the wings with gloves on...jeez! It began, one wing, two, three, all the way to ten. Let me tell you, this sauce was SO hot it tasted bad. I mean, I could not enjoy the flavor it was so hot. Well, after finishing, the waiter brings me a beer, but then I get up and rush to the bathroom where I began to vomit, which wasn't the bad part. The bad part was all that pepper capsicum plus stomach acid coming back up my throat burning it even more :mouthonfire: . I rush out of the bathroom and try to make it home. While sitting at a stop light, I lose my vision for about 15 seconds. I threw the car in park and waited for it to leave. After making it home, I encountered massive bathroom time, the sitdown type, about five times. I slept in the bathroom for about three hours until I got up and asked a family memeber to take me to the hospital where they gave me a charcoal pump to get the rest out. The WORST night of my life. Needless to say, I never got my picture taken :(

Oh by the way, new member here...hello!
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well my tolerence is so high that i drank a fatalii margarita and late that night went down on the wife and got punched! :rofl: then today after getting my care package from Kevin(Wayright) i thought i grabed a yellow bouquet and chomped the whole thing chewed it up and it was tasty then BAM :mouthonfire: and i am still burning! :rofl: :hell: it was a yellow Bhut Jolokia
 
Ok.... I have two..... ones kinda well embarrassing and personal the other just sucked. So first the one that sucked. Tonight my husband (hh81) decided he was going to chop up some red fataliis to fry with his chicken. Chicken was on front big burner and green beans on the back smaller burner. I was stirring green beans and my body decided it was a good idea to tale a deep breath. Well right up my nose went the fumes and my nose started burning I could taste it then my throat started to burn. I had to get out of the kitchen he had to finish dinner as I ran around the house nose running, sneezing eyes and throat burning opening windows hoping the fumes would die before I did. Even after dinner I felt like I had a horrific cold. Sneezing throat hurting nose like a faucet. Thankfully its gone 3hours later.......

So on to the personal one. So last night we were messing around and we were about to have the "ooo aaaahhhh" moment. Well ever since he eats these freaking hot a$$ peppers his cream is HOT!!!! Like FIRE!!! Ended up burning down there like none other. Wiped with cold cloth three times then ended up having to sleep with and ice pack between my legs. Was finally better this morning. Now that I think about it the last one was the sucky one.
 
Ok.... I have two..... ones kinda well embarrassing and personal the other just sucked. So first the one that sucked. Tonight my husband (hh81) decided he was going to chop up some red fataliis to fry with his chicken. Chicken was on front big burner and green beans on the back smaller burner. I was stirring green beans and my body decided it was a good idea to tale a deep breath. Well right up my nose went the fumes and my nose started burning I could taste it then my throat started to burn. I had to get out of the kitchen he had to finish dinner as I ran around the house nose running, sneezing eyes and throat burning opening windows hoping the fumes would die before I did. Even after dinner I felt like I had a horrific cold. Sneezing throat hurting nose like a faucet. Thankfully its gone 3hours later.......

So on to the personal one. So last night we were messing around and we were about to have the "ooo aaaahhhh" moment. Well ever since he eats these freaking hot a$$ peppers his cream is HOT!!!! Like FIRE!!! Ended up burning down there like none other. Wiped with cold cloth three times then ended up having to sleep with and ice pack between my legs. Was finally better this morning. Now that I think about it the last one was the sucky one.

oh that second one is CRAZY! never heard of peppers effecting male spunk before! i heard that if you eat pineapple evryday it will make it slightly sweeter. my wife would kill me if that happened!
 
well my tolerence is so high that i drank a fatalii margarita and late that night went down on the wife and got punched! :rofl: then today after getting my care package from Kevin(Wayright) i thought i grabed a yellow bouquet and chomped the whole thing chewed it up and it was tasty then BAM :mouthonfire: and i am still burning! :rofl: :hell: it was a yellow Bhut Jolokia
Dang Eric. I am gonna have to send you some new glasses :lol: And your lucky she didn't kill ya. :crazy:
 
well operator error here.My wife made calzones for dinner and I grabed a bag of aji dulces-- see where this is going?Scorps and aji dulce look alot alike when dehy`d and a few beers.Put 6 halves in each of the 2 she made for me.Well wasn`t ajis but scorps and after 3 bites- Not funny any more!Great the next day but not expecting that heat!
 
He's SUPER lucky I understand his obsession with peppers. Otherwise he would have been dead that night. I would've punched him but I had to run to the bathroom and start rinsing.
 
I've not had any pepper calamities personally. So, the worst experience I can share is:

I'm at a bar, relaxing and drinking rye, and my roommate calls. She's pissed!

She'd cooked a massive amount of food in a pan I'd previously used for toasting bhuts and habs. All of her hours of slicing onions, peeling apples, etc. was all for nothing because, "there's no way my aunt and uncle can eat this stuff because it's so spicy! And it's already 9pm and I have to start all over again with a different pan!"

We're starting to label certain kitchen items for peppers. She recently made macaroni & cheese using a spatula I'd previously used. Yup! She gets all the way to the end and discovers it's spicy. OUCH!
 
HA. I love how many others there are that have had the experience of making a women run to the bathroom crying. I personally was cutting up habaneros from the garden for mu burger without gloves. I washed my hands, lightly. No serious scrubbing. We started to fool around later and after about 20 seconds, she was like.."did you wash your hands" I said "yeah" lol. She gets up and bolts to the bathroom. I got her a cold wash cloth and some ice cubes....she was hyperventilating for a little bit there. Talk about a mood killer.
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I've got a couple fun stories I'll go with.

I was making wings one night at my fiancees place, slicing up fresh orange habs real thin to simmer in the sauce, I did not wear gloves. Two things happened... 1.) I stupidly touched my left tear duct... instant eye water, instant nose running, left cheek turned bright red and felt like it was on fire. 2.) several hours later, after having consumed the wings and washing my hands, my fiancee and I well you know how the story goes, she wound up in the shower washing herself and cursing me...

Other story, different time, I'm at Black Rock in Thomaston getting some Armageddon wings with my FMIL, the wings were particularly hot that night, the next morning, 6:45am she was in the upstairs bathroom I was in the downstairs bathroom; 10:00am again she was in the upstairs bathroom, I was in the downstairs bathroom...

good times with good people, and hot food.
 
Well, I was super bored one day and went to a bar around 2 am. I just wanted to get some wings and beer. While looking through the menu, I see the flavor of wings, ya know, the usual mild, hot and very hot. Then that's when I saw it, D.O.A(Death On Arrival) sauce. I said to myself I have to try this. What I found out is that if you finish ten wings with no drink during the contest, the tab is picked up by the bar and you get a picture of yourself on the wall. I was all for it. Well, after signing the waiver :think: I notice the waiter bringing me the wings with gloves on...jeez! It began, one wing, two, three, all the way to ten. Let me tell you, this sauce was SO hot it tasted bad. I mean, I could not enjoy the flavor it was so hot. Well, after finishing, the waiter brings me a beer, but then I get up and rush to the bathroom where I began to vomit, which wasn't the bad part. The bad part was all that pepper capsicum plus stomach acid coming back up my throat burning it even more :mouthonfire: . I rush out of the bathroom and try to make it home. While sitting at a stop light, I lose my vision for about 15 seconds. I threw the car in park and waited for it to leave. After making it home, I encountered massive bathroom time, the sitdown type, about five times. I slept in the bathroom for about three hours until I got up and asked a family memeber to take me to the hospital where they gave me a charcoal pump to get the rest out. The WORST night of my life. Needless to say, I never got my picture taken :(

Oh by the way, new member here...hello!
Nice! I did a challenge like that! I almost puked! About an hr after the challenge I was curled in the fetal position the rest of the night lol :oops:
 
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