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Suicide by Peppers

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Lost a lot of $$ today, time to go wall street but I don't like heights so going out with a 'bang' of explosive diarrhea. Supposing I weren't full of sh*t, what do you think the easiest way would be?
So this is probably gonna end up being a nasty thread but...
Whats the biggest 'accidental poisoning' you've given yourself with peppers?
 
Mine was probably a burger cooked in butter, ghost powder and fresh ghosts, then topped with ghosts. Was driving about 20 miles from home when it kicked in and had to make an unscheduled visit to the folks' place that day since I was definitely not going to make it home 'intact' - lucky I somehow happened to be driving by.
 
Surely, you guys have had some worse ones?
 
hubby accidentally ate about a tablespoon of a 7 Pot/Moruga Scorpion/capsaicin sauce that rates about 500,000shu.  He passed out on the kitchen floor!  I thought he was having a frikkin heart attack!    I was all..."this bottle ain't the hot schtuff, this bottle is that other milder schtuff..." so I ate a heaping teaspoon straight....
 
 
Oh, CRAP!  it WAS the hot s#!t!!!  I ended up curled up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position for about an hour....the sweat on my face stung my eyes as if I'd rubbed my eyes with capsaicin-laced hands.  Stomach cramps, etc...
 
Defcon Deathmatch.  I drove about 3 hrs to a bar in NJ for this.  Had a blast.  Problem was after the deathmatch, I was 3 hrs from home...  Had to stop three times to evacuate the evil.
 
Well... I'm not sure if this actually counts as "pepper poisoning" but we did something stupid recently.  I had been hearing about maalox and mylanta being a good "pre-pepper" drink.  We stopped at the pharmacy on the way home to pick some up.  I sent the kid in to grab it.  He came back with Milk of Magnesia... Close enough!  :)  (WRONG)  They are not the same thing :)  Needless to say.  A dose about 20 min before a fresh pod.  Barely made the 5 min. after swallowing before I needed to GO!  It was bad.... that time and about 4 more after.
 
On a good note:  The pepper didn't stay in there long.
 
oCaveman said:
Well... I'm not sure if this actually counts as "pepper poisoning" but we did something stupid recently.  I had been hearing about maalox and mylanta being a good "pre-pepper" drink.  We stopped at the pharmacy on the way home to pick some up.  I sent the kid in to grab it.  He came back with Milk of Magnesia... Close enough!  :)  (WRONG)  They are not the same thing :)  Needless to say.  A dose about 20 min before a fresh pod.  Barely made the 5 min. after swallowing before I needed to GO!  It was bad.... that time and about 4 more after.
 
On a good note:  The pepper didn't stay in there long.
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Hey your the one that said it might be a good idea! hahaha But yeah that was pretty bad, it was comin out both ends, so if youwant the instant ring of fire its the way to go! But if not, Might i suggest Maalox or mylanta...
 
salsalady said:
hubby accidentally ate about a tablespoon of a 7 Pot/Moruga Scorpion/capsaicin sauce that rates about 500,000shu.  He passed out on the kitchen floor!  I thought he was having a frikkin heart attack!    I was all..."this bottle ain't the hot schtuff, this bottle is that other milder schtuff..." so I ate a heaping teaspoon straight....
 
 
Oh, CRAP!  it WAS the hot s#!t!!!  I ended up curled up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position for about an hour....the sweat on my face stung my eyes as if I'd rubbed my eyes with capsaicin-laced hands.  Stomach cramps, etc...
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PASSED OUT!?!?!? WTF??? How long? How long after eating it did he pass out? holy hell....
 
JayT said:
Defcon Deathmatch.  I drove about 3 hrs to a bar in NJ for this.  Had a blast.  Problem was after the deathmatch, I was 3 hrs from home...  Had to stop three times to evacuate the evil.
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Defcon Deathmatch eh? Explain yourself sir!
 
oCaveman said:
Well... I'm not sure if this actually counts as "pepper poisoning" but we did something stupid recently.  I had been hearing about maalox and mylanta being a good "pre-pepper" drink.  We stopped at the pharmacy on the way home to pick some up.  I sent the kid in to grab it.  He came back with Milk of Magnesia... Close enough!  :)  (WRONG)  They are not the same thing :)  Needless to say.  A dose about 20 min before a fresh pod.  Barely made the 5 min. after swallowing before I needed to GO!  It was bad.... that time and about 4 more after.
 
On a good note:  The pepper didn't stay in there long.
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Poisoned by the kid! Brilliant!!
 
Defcon Creator, the maker of the Defcon wing sauces puts on some live events each year.  The Deathmatches occur at the end of a day of tasting wings with his various sauces.  The Deathmatch sauce is a concoction of his hottest products.  After signing a waver, unsuspecting idiots subject themselves to unrelenting waves of pain in search of a trophy.  Win or fail the pain is inevitable.
 
Someone actually pooped their pants while participating in a Defcon Deathmatch.   
 
 
True Story, there's a vid out somewhere of it.  Maybe on Defcon's site. 
 
 
 
 
Hubby passed out about 3-4 minutes after eating the sauce and was out about 20 seconds.  We had 2 bottles of sauce in the fridge that were the same shape and almost identical color, one was a really mild sauce, the other was the superhot sauce.  I'd made some English Muffin mini-pizzas.  Hubby grabbed a bottle and splooged a bunch on.  He thought and I thought it was the mild sauce not realizing there was a bottle of the superhot sauce in the house.  Usually that bottle resided out on the processing kitchen.  That's why I was like..."what's yer problem, this is not hot, it's the other sauce."  OOPS! 
 
Worst thing that ever happened to me was peppers and horseradish. 
Anyway, I'm sitting with my friends at the school lunch table(around Passover, explaining the radish) and I take out a pair of sunrise scorpions and a scotch bonnet. I ask one of my friends to eat one, when a teacher(read as:sadistic manchild/immature B@stard) walks over because he wants to see how this turns out. My friend says he'll take the bonnet and half a scorpion if I eat a small bag of horseradish and the two remaining pepper pieces. Teacher starts laughing, and everyone expects him to tell us to knock it off, but he lets us go on with it. Never eat pepper and horseradish. It is one of the most disgusting things in the world, and the coughing fit got capsciacin into my nose while incinerating the back of my throat. To my credit, I held it down. When I got home later that day(six hours later), it still hurt and I forgot that I had pepper on my hands when I went to take a piss. 
 
So yeah, really painful.
 
I made some salsa for an even at work and put a bhut on top for garnishment. i told every one that the salsa was very very hot one of the older civilians at work scooped up a big bunch with the pepper on top and downed it. he spent 45 minutes on the bath room floor my boss was freaking out and we almost called an ambulance.
 
cruzzfish said:
I got home later that day(six hours later), it still hurt and I forgot that I had pepper on my hands when I went to take a piss. 
 
So yeah, really painful.
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LMAO I did something similar at Buffalo wild wings after eating their "level 12" wings all night. Worst part about it is that a buddy did the exact same thing before and warned me.
 
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