So you washed your face with hot water, opening all the pours. You ran a razor across it to get rid of the stubble and create just a wee bit of irritation. What would feel better now than slapping on some hot sauce?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3119637/Old-SPICE-Woman-pulls-cruel-prank-partner-spikes-aftershave-hot-sauce-leaving-red-faced.html
Revenge: Use a thick condom and spike the sex lube.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3119637/Old-SPICE-Woman-pulls-cruel-prank-partner-spikes-aftershave-hot-sauce-leaving-red-faced.html
Revenge: Use a thick condom and spike the sex lube.