Ten Finkers
> Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen
> he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
> He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik.
> Vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole
> and said,"Let's have da finkers and I'll see
> vhat I can do."
>
> Ole said,"I hafen't got da finkers."
>
> "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got DA finkers?"
> he said. "Lordy!!! ---- it's 2009 and Ive's got
> microsurgery and all kinds of modern
> techniques. I could have put dem back on and
> made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
>
> Ole says ... "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
> Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen
> he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
> He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik.
> Vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole
> and said,"Let's have da finkers and I'll see
> vhat I can do."
>
> Ole said,"I hafen't got da finkers."
>
> "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got DA finkers?"
> he said. "Lordy!!! ---- it's 2009 and Ive's got
> microsurgery and all kinds of modern
> techniques. I could have put dem back on and
> made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
>
> Ole says ... "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
good one, & I could read that w/o any problem 
