The Merkin Biz is Booming

[LUCKYDOG]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/17/cindy-barshop-real-housewives-new-york-merkin/#.TxYQ45j3BQY


"The first line is called the Foxy Bikini, in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made from real fox fur. They come in a variety of colors ... including traditional pink!"

 

[texas blues]

Apparently she has been lurking on THP stealing our merkin mojo!

 

[mjdiamond83]

I'll read any article that opens with "Feathers aren't just for birds anymore ... they're also perfect for vaginas"

 

[Chile Juju]

I just heard about this Foxy-ness on the Today show this morning! $225 fellas, and your ladies can be "Foxy"!

 

[Scovie]

Apparently she has been lurking on THP stealing our merkin mojo!

The wife being home sick this morning was watching the today show with Kathy Lee & HOda. I guess they were talkin bout, for $250, women can get waxed bare, then get a faux fur one glued on.....women, huh...

 

[texas blues]

I just heard about this Foxy-ness on the Today show this morning! $225 fellas, and your ladies can be "Foxy"!

And for $500 you can get the full on "Bad Santa".

 

[3/5King]

I'm going to contact Cindy Barshop and see if she will send me all the trimmings so I can make decorative pillows for my bedroom.

 

[Chile Juju]

Decorative merkin pillows?????

 

[Scovie]

I'll take "Bad Santa" for a thousand Alex.

I'm going to contact Cindy Barshop and see if she will send me all the trimmings so I can make decorative pillows for my bedroom.

Earmuffs dude, Earmuffs!!!

 

[texas blues]

I'll take "Bad Santa" for a thousand Alex.

 

[JayT]

Geeme is a Bad Santa. I just know it.

 

[Chile Juju]

JT - you do realize that a CI merkin is merely a chastity belt? Right???????

 

[Scovie]

Pang.... Pang.... Pingbangbang...... BANG! BANG! Pingpingpingpingpingpingpimg, damn, can't get in

 

[JayT]

Hahahahahahaha! @ Scovie. I find that alcohol removes them easily.

Yes CJ I do realize that.

 

[willard3]

Apparently she has been lurking on THP stealing our merkin mojo!

Merkin is not mojo..

I got my mojo merkin, just don't merk on you...........(courtesy of McKinley Morganfield/Muddy Waters)

 

[texas blues]

Every 'thang is better with Muddy.

 

[Scovie]

Yes the Merkin business must be Booming. Watching the Today show, and Holy S*^T!!!!! If I knew how to make and videos I would have.....

Yes, thats Kathy Lee Gifford, explaining to her Mom, what a Merkin is, her mom kept calling it a Merka, and finally KLG made it very clear what it was and what it was for. She had the HAIR and Makeup dept. make one up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[mjdiamond83]

HAHA, Nice! Pretty realistic too. Do they come with self-adhesive strips? Wait til they start coming out with Chinchilla and Alpaca merkins.

 

[texas blues]

I have 2 huge wolf pelts that would make about 750 merkins. The small fox pelt I have maybe 2 santa claus's.

 

[Chile Juju]

I thought the tv merkin looked kinda upside down.