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The terrible accident...

Guy wakes up in the hospital - jacked up. Full body cast, bruised up, all kinds of wires and tubes connected to him.

A beautiful nurse walks in the room - just stunning. She says "I have bad news. - you were in a terrible accident. I'm afraid you're not going to be able to feel anything below the waist."

Guy says, "well can I at least touch your boobs?"

Ba dump bump *crash!*
 
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You were askin' for this.....
 
[SIZE=9pt]Two North Carolina[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]rednecks are out hunting, and come up to a hole in the ground.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]They move up to the edge and are amazed at the huge size of it.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]The first one says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom... ‘wonder how deep it is!"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]The second guy says, "I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down it ‘en listen ‘ta see how long fer to hit bottom."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]The first guy says, "Hey, there's an ol’ truck transmission over[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]there, gimme a hand an’ we’ll throw it in and see."[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]So they pick the tranny up and carry it to the hole, they count “one, two, three” and toss it[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]in.  [/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]They stand there listenin’ while lookin’ over the edge. Suddenly they hear a rustling from behind them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]They turn around to see a goat[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]comin’ a crash’ through the brush straight to the hole, in a flash it jumps in headfirst.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]Stunned they just stand there starin’ at each other puzzled, lookin’[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]into that hole, tryin’ to figure out what happened. [/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]Just then an old farmer saunters up and says: "Say there, you fellers happen to see my goat[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]around here anywhere ?"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, we were just standing here[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]an a minute ago and a goat comes a runnin’ [/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]out of the bushes, he’s doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and then he jumps headfirst into this here hole!"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=9pt]The old farmer said, "Nope, that's not possible!   I had him chained to a big ol’[/SIZE] [SIZE=9pt]transmission."[/SIZE]
 
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