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Thirteen terribly weird facts about women

MrArboc

MrArboc

  1. A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.
  2. Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.
  3. When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
  4. After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reason for such a weird Oriental ritual is unknown.
  5. A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
  6. Many women worry about their looks when having sex.
  7. Women open bottles with bottle openers.
  8. A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.
  9. Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
  10. Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.
  11. If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
  12. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
  13. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
 
welp...don't think i have an agrument for any of those! All true

i think #7 should say "if the husband isn't around...women open bottles with bottle openers.."
 
MrArboc said:
  1. A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.
  2. Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.
  3. When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
  4. After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reason for such a weird Oriental ritual is unknown.
  5. A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
  6. Many women worry about their looks when having sex.
  7. Women open bottles with bottle openers.
  8. A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.
  9. Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
  10. Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.
  11. If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.
  12. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
  13. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
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Okay for the second one I understand why they do stand like that and zI do say Ooh when they get hit in the groin just because as a kid I was told how much it hurts the male lol!
Oh and the towel ritual hahahaha! That was funny but its just to dry the hair but thanx to that I will always remember that now. :D
The bikinis yes it is true lol! But hey there is an alternative to that and its called going comando.
The bottle openers are used on SOME bottles Lol!
Oh and I pt my pants on first... I feel weird to find out I am supposed to be doing it the other way.:/ lol
 
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