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What type of hippy is texas blues?

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What type of hippy is TB?
 
what a shame we cant vote for more than one of them.  cause they all be pretty much summin that dirty hippy up!
 
dang it i messed up!  didnt mean to vote that tb would be back. i never belived the man was from texas and all that other stuff in the first place.
 
a HIPPY doing drugs????   :eek:   What's this world coming to?
 
Welll, that skull thing full of TB Crack must have run out by now...
But the last two shots of that , chased with his last two "doses" from his back door man Pedro the Ambien doctor, would set him rrright.
 
Or he's just foolin.
 
Hippy's like to have fun too.
 
http://www.fairycongress.com/
 
TB, you still have time!  Book your flight now! 
 
And after the Fairy/Humans conference is over, Scovie and I will force-feed you pork, meat by-products, bovine and maybe some seal pup and spotted owl eggs with the biscuits and gravy for breakfast. 
 
And TB, consider that a gift from the NW Posse.
 
Cuz I will fork you in the eye for your platefull of that^^^.
 
Guest courtesy is set to "ON".
 
TB posts videos of himself playing blues, but as soon as the cameras are off, this goes on while he is preparing his latest meatless taco.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78QeQI
 
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Mrs. TB
 
The poll.
 
I am none of those things as described.
 
I am all of those things as described.
 
For true I do love the smell of patchouli on a woman and if you're wearin' it around me well...
 
They don't call me the Texas Homewrecker Heartbreaker for nuthin'.
 
And bacon...
 
I cook so much of that crap every day and see how much fat and grrrreeeeaaaasssseeee comes out of it that I don't care if I ever look at it, let alone eat it, ever again. Not too mention all the sheeit they inject into that sheeit to cure it.
 
I still eat meat.
 
I will never give up my cheeseburger.
 
I just don't eat all the bad deep fried, cream sauced, quesoficated, bad juju foods that I used to.
 
Doesn't mean though that I won't eat a sundried tomato and mushroom 4 cheese mac & cheese.
 
I will.
 
And I do.
 
I piehole the sheeit out of that sheeit I sheeit you not.
 
Salad?
 
I don't eat that crap either.
 
I eat granola dry as I don't like milk and don't drink it.
 
A billion Chinese can't be wrong.
 
Any hippyficatin' that I have under gone is wiped out by the fact that mrs. blues eats whatever she wants. 
 
She loves junk food.
 
And filet mignon.
 
And bacon.
 
And eggs.
 
All the scheeze, all the cream, all the butter, all the time.
 
She rarely cooks but she has no problem with wrecking the kitchen.
 
The woman opens up a box of mac & scheeze and a pack of Hebrew Nat hotdogs for the microdiddelator and every pot, spoon, dish, wham wham, zuzu, and chingaderra is dirtied up and left for me to clean in the aftermath,
 
After she's done in the kitchen, you could detonate 10 pounds of C4 up in there and only cause about $14.99 in damage.
 
True story.
 
Chingon!
 
Chronicles of TB...
 
testicluarcation... SoFlo has witnessed this man leap into a shark infested lagoon clad in a rainbow colored merkin and sandals with a squeeze bottle of Siracha only to surface with a perfectly made fish taco...
 
True Story.
 
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