• We welcome content that is not political, divisive, or offensive. If we feel your content leans this way or has the potential to, it may be removed at any time. A hot pepper forum is not the place for such content. Thank you for respecting the community!

What type of hippy is texas blues?

SumOfMyBits said:
Chronicles of TB...
 
testicluarcation... SoFlo has witnessed this man leap into a shark infested lagoon clad in a rainbow colored merkin and sandals with a squeeze bottle of Siracha only to surface with a perfectly made fish taco...
 
True Story.
Click to expand...
SoFlo Knows.
 
They invented man gravy.
 
They put that sheeit on ever 'thang.
 
Bear. That guy. goes every week to see his beautician and gets a man gravy facial.
 
Good for the skin.
 
And the fur.
 
Chronicles of The TB:
 
Once I went to the home of The TB, the big dry ditch.  The man immediately drove me to Whole Foods where they were handing out incense to every customer.  Then to a long haired hippy named Lee's discount liquor store where he promptly started shopping with a cart.  If that does not lead to peace love and harmony I do not know what does.  Eventually we made it to his humble abode  where he had prepared the finest feast known to man.  There were even whole wheat tortillas I think.  After it was over he dropped me off and all I could say was "Groovy man"
 
True Story
 
JayT said:
Chronicles of The TB:
 
Once I went to the home of The TB, the big dry ditch.  The man immediately drove me to Whole Foods where they were handing out incense to every customer.  Then to a long haired hippy named Lee's discount liquor store where he promptly started shopping with a cart.  If that does not lead to peace love and harmony I do not know what does.  Eventually we made it to his humble abode  where he had prepared the finest feast known to man.  There were even whole wheat tortillas I think.  After it was over he dropped me off and all I could say was "Groovy man"
 
True Story
Click to expand...
 
Okay so Lee's Discount Liquor is real.
 
The hippy chick at the Whole Foods is real.
 
The whole whhheat torts are a lie.
 
Jay had his own cart at Lee's.
 
We had two carts of alcohol.
 
We got not only "overserved" but pretty dang f'd up.
 
When we dropped him off (mrs. blues drove us, she don't drink) on the strip down by Bally's, he didn't say "Groovy Man".
 
He said "I love you man!"
 
True story.
 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
I think those burgers he's been showing were tofu burgers, that bacon wasnt even real bacon...it was turkey bacon !
as for the smoked salmon pics...I think he found those on the internet somewhere & claimed them as his !
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
texas blues said:
The poll.
 
I am none of those things as described.
 
I am all of those things as described.
 
For true I do love the smell of patchouli on a woman and if you're wearin' it around me well...
 
They don't call me the Texas Homewrecker Heartbreaker for nuthin'.
 
And bacon...
 
I cook so much of that crap every day and see how much fat and grrrreeeeaaaasssseeee comes out of it that I don't care if I ever look at it, let alone eat it, ever again. Not too mention all the sheeit they inject into that sheeit to cure it.
 
I still eat meat.
 
I will never give up my cheeseburger.
 
I just don't eat all the bad deep fried, cream sauced, quesoficated, bad juju foods that I used to.
 
Doesn't mean though that I won't eat a sundried tomato and mushroom 4 cheese mac & cheese.
 
I will.
 
And I do.
 
I piehole the sheeit out of that sheeit I sheeit you not.
 
Salad?
 
I don't eat that crap either.
 
I eat granola dry as I don't like milk and don't drink it.
 
A billion Chinese can't be wrong.
 
Any hippyficatin' that I have under gone is wiped out by the fact that mrs. blues eats whatever she wants. 
 
She loves junk food.
 
And filet mignon.
 
And bacon.
 
And eggs.
 
All the scheeze, all the cream, all the butter, all the time.
 
She rarely cooks but she has no problem with wrecking the kitchen.
 
The woman opens up a box of mac & scheeze and a pack of Hebrew Nat hotdogs for the microdiddelator and every pot, spoon, dish, wham wham, zuzu, and chingaderra is dirtied up and left for me to clean in the aftermath,
 
After she's done in the kitchen, you could detonate 10 pounds of C4 up in there and only cause about $14.99 in damage.
 
True story.
 
Chingon!
Click to expand...
 
 
Did you sneeze from the patchoulie and hit Enter 30 times or is that some hippy poem? :lol:
 
I swear with Jesus Christ as my witness that I just can't make this sheeit up.
 
Last week I took my dear sweet BluesDawg Missylou to the doggy beautician. 
 
Got her nails done, expressed her butthole, gave her a bath and a haircut, and a brandy new pink 'kerchief to accessorize with her red collar. 
 
Purdy y'all.
 

 
Last night she and I were doin' the tango with squeeky bad kitty toys and something happened.
 
Upon closer inspection....
 
WTF!!!!!!!!!
 

 
That damn doggy beautician turned my sweet dawg' into a dirty hippy dawg'!
 
I'ma' drop a deuce in a paper bag and set it on fire and leave it on her doorstep as I ring the doorbell and split.
 
I'd rather gargle my own urine than listen to TGD.
 
Those guys would jam a song to death playing non stop spaghetti guitar.
 
Hippy's don't make good musicians.
 
JayT said:
The TB, hippy, yuppy, owner of a dog with a bleached bunghole...  The most interesting man in the world.
Click to expand...
 
I don't know 'bout bein' the most innersting' man in the world but I did spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top