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Who farted?

Omg we was at Olive Garden tonight and right as I went to bite into my dessert the old bag behind me Gassed me. Mouth open and all. Was absolutely horrible, the kind of horrible only a geriatric can generate. She got me 3 times in like 10 min. Was freaking horrible. I could feel the ambient air around me thicken and my taste buds absorbing mummified intestine particulates. 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuxilGev8dI
 
Rymerpt said:
Who the f**k is Pete Carroll? That fart was mine bitch.
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I ain't no man's bitch. But you're right it was you. You left a wet brown stain on that sofa you were sitting on. Ewwww.
 
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Slap farts, fart wake ups, lighting farts, girl:
I can Fart the Star Wars Imperial March: http://youtu.be/VNftyfVtixw
 
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