Why has no one produced this pepper yet?

[Hot Pooper]

How about trying to bribe a cop?
"Excuse me, officer? I know I was speeding, and I know I have this ounce of weed on me, but how about eating my chocolate starfish?"
"WAIT!!! Dont pull me outta the car! Im innocent!"

 

[jolokia_jas]

lol. I can almost picture Nova doin that one....

 

[Hot Pooper]

If he hasn't already...