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Wife got capped!

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I have been growing peppers longer than I have been married, so my wife was fully aware of the dangers involved in marrying me. She had absolutely no tolerance for heat, she couldn't even put black pepper on anything when she met me. Over the years I have slowly increased the amount of chili powder that goes in her food without her knowing. She still will not knowingly eat any fresh peppers beyond a bell pepper.

Last night I made stir fry and as usually I cut up a nice red bhut and sprinkled it over my plate. I got up to get something from the kitchen about the same time my wife had finished her plate. She called out to me to ask if any more stir fry was left over, which there was none. So she thought she would be sneaky and steal from my plate. Next thing I see is a blur running through the house followed by the sounds of "angry female".

After making sure she would survive and getting her a glass of milk, I collapsed on the floor with laughter! After 5 years she should know better than to ever touch my plate. And its always difficult not to laugh at her angry tirades because of her thick London accent. For once, I actually got away with it as she was a good sport and realized it was her own fault.

Anyone else ever burn a loved one by accident?
 
Lol, been there-done that... i've been in pretty much the same boat eith my wife. She still won't knowingly go anywhere near a pepper hotter than a seeded jalapeno - BUT - I have little by little increased the amount of trin scorp bt in our salsa's, chili's, pizza's, etc... For instance, I love making oven roasted stuffed jalapeno's as appetizer's to take outside to the beer tent before dinner. She won't eat ones with seed's but she'll eat ones with ground butch t's mixed in. Go figure...
Anyway, long story longer... i started putting in a patio a week or so ago. after a particularly hot & humid 100+ degree day of digging, lifting and generally sweating my keester off I decided to make myself a homemade pizza to go with the ice cold xxxlarge beer i just pulled from the keg. It's after 9pm by now & my wife say's she doesn't want anything to eat because it's too late.
So i decided to whip up this thing with parmesano romano, reggiano, fresh mozz, crumbled applewood smoked bacon, chunks of hot sopresetta, hot dry italian & hot pepperoni, sweet and hot bananna peppers spicy pizza sauce (with about 10 extra 'grinds' of the butch t's in it), some little bits od diced pineapple and a handful of super thinly sliced Naga Viper rings hidden under the cheeses (like little treasure chests of heat lol).
Well, i put it together, bake it up & pull it out just as she's starting to get all bubbly and brown... damn it smells freakin awesome. I cut it up & put about 2/3rds of it on a plate. Dang, By now I need a new brewski & I painfully (remember the patio? And my 5 herniated discs & 2 bad knees?.?.) walk back out to the kegerator for a refill. As I'm headed back towards the house I look up in through the kitchen window just in time to see my wife sneaking a piece of the pizza. Oh crap.. as i walk in she's just putting the piece down, munching away saying "it smelled so good i had to have a piece..".
As she finshes the sentence she looks at me with her eye's tearing up like : oh, no... what'd i do?!?! What'd you do!?!? What'd i just eat?!?!? I'm gonna die!!!! Lol, ahh.... a little ice cream and she was fine...

She never did finish that piece!
 
I love both of these stories! I myself never had my wife (now ex) mistakenly eat anything hot but about a month ago I made three different beef jerkys regular, hot and superhot. I brought it to my friends house and they were trying the regular. I pulled out a bag thinking it was the hot and started eating a piece. They (him and his wife) wanted to try the hot, so I pulled a piece out and they wanted to try it. So I have them a piece. They started eating it (as was I) and after about 30 seconds the wife goes upstairs....another 30 seconds my buddy goes upstairs. I sit there for a few seconds wondering what they are doing while chewing on the jerky happily. I think to myself this hot isn't hot enough I'm going to have some Superhot. I pull out the bag and see that it says hot....I was puzzle for a second and then realized I was eating the superhot...at that moment I started hearing noises from upstairs. I was like O no...I'm in trouble. (I was all giddy inside with laughter and excitement as I went upstairs, playing it off cool though hahaha) I get up there and his wife has monstrous hiccups and they are both red eyed slamming glasses of milk. I explained how I made the mistake and laughed while they got burnt up. The wife was life "omg this is hot, it feels like there's a lighter in my throat!" they were good sports about it, which made it so much fun to watch lol. They are very leery when I give them something to try now.
 
That actually reminds me of the rest of the story. About an hour later I decided to open up a bag of "Hot" Buffalo Jerky I picked up in Arizona this weekend. As I stood there munching on it, my wife asks "is it good? is it too hot for me to try?". So of course I offered her a piece. Considering she took the bhut experience like a champ I figured she would be ok. Nope, back to running through the house for some milk. She will never admit it, but I could tell she enjoyed the whole experience. I will make a chili head out of her yet!
 
Yeah, I'll think that the heat has gone after eating a bhut jolokia or another hot pepper and kiss my gf. She can only eat up to jalapenos. I've been much better at telling when my mouth is not hot to her (to me there is no heat left).

Edit: Oh I forgot. If I use a straw after eating a superhot and she uses it, then it gets her mouth blazing. Anyone else have these problems? I try to be careful, lol.
 
Received this text regarding my ghost powder from my wife today while at work:

Mrs. Yemtol: "Dear I put some chili powder powder on my burritos to spice em up since it was right there and didn't think twice. It wasn't chili powder apparently and I had got some on my hand. Imagine my surprise when I itched my nose and started burning. It hurt to where I rubbed my eyes and that's when the fun really began. Don't worry, it's tolerable after submerging my face in water several times. Just thought you should know. Oh, and in all this my burritos got snatched by a now very thirsty dog."


I have now, without even being there, capped my wife and my mother in laws dog. Hopefully the dog won't be so inclined in the future to snag food it wasn't offered.
 
i could her her calling you a 'BLOODY GIT!!" for that one

yes i did blow my wife away a few times

my wife was making pancakes one day and was ready to enjoy her first bit well it was not to be
i dint was the pan out enough after sauteing a few habs she took one bit and it was instant anger, not happy at all WITH THE HOT PANCAKES OR ME FOR THAT MATTER!

THANKS YOUR FRIEND jOE
 
i left a bag of smoked bhut powder in my pocket... when it went through the dryer, my mom noticed a strange smell and stuck her head in and gave a giant inhale. I hear about that almost every day... she breathed it in, then got it in her eyes, then got the powder on her eyelash and got herself again in the middle of the night when she rubbed them.
 
Yumyumyellow said:
i left a bag of smoked bhut powder in my pocket... when it went through the dryer, my mom noticed a strange smell and stuck her head in and gave a giant inhale. I hear about that almost every day... she breathed it in, then got it in her eyes, then got the powder on her eyelash and got herself again in the middle of the night when she rubbed them.
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now THAT, was some funny chit!
 
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