Your personal favorite insult? (Likely NSFW language)

[alkhall]

A$$F**K!

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

gaylord

Seems mild. Call me old fashioned...

I never use the same insults, all mine are custom made for the individual.

I also use the turrets approach from time to time.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Oh you are going to critique the insults?

 

[grantmichaels]

If I'm swearing, that's good ...

Because when I'm really mad I tell them what's ACTUALLY wrong with them ... and that hurts.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Or you can just combine an insult and the truth. Like calling Scovie a goat fucker.

 

[Scovie]

Just shove their hind legs down your cowboy boots so they don't kick.

Just sayin~

 

[Ashen]

The Scots swear by rubber boots next to a sheer drop.  

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Just shove their hind legs down your cowboy boots so they don't kick.

Just sayin~

 
You know too much about this.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

As far as topic hijacks go I give this a 7/10

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That's a shame. Get salsalady in here for a 10!

 

[Scovie]

You know too much about this.

What else you wanna know?

How we "cross swords" to find Geoducks?

"Lick our fingers" to confirm the Cows concieved?

 

[grantmichaels]

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

What else you wanna know?

How we "cross swords" to find Geoducks?

"Lick our fingers" to confirm the Cows concieved?

 
Ah, so there's the line. 
 
I always wondered....

 

[Scovie]

Dumb Bitch!

Seriously, that's one of my go-to's.

Tourons at the grocery store, "Don't leave your cart in the middle of the isle, you DUMB BITCH!".

Potential clients emailing me at 3M on Friday wanting to meet on Saturday, "Don't be a DUMB BITCH!".

Then there's me. When I mess something up, "I'm such a DUMB BITCH!".


The moral of the story: Don't be a DUMB BITCH.

As far as topic hijacks go I give this a 7/10

Sorry dude. I was drunk. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I was being a DUMB BITCH.

 

[hogleg]

I really wish he'd stop calling me that

 

[Chile Juju]

Rat Bastard!
 
That always diffuses my fury and makes me start laughing! Generally followed by DUMBBITCH! 
 
I realized this thread was a call out to peeps around the THP globe, but I'm in Twisp...and that's kinda like being in a foreign country sometimes!

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Sorry dude. I was drunk. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I was being a DUMB BITCH.

I blame THP - man you've got a guilty conscience.

 
I realized this thread was a call out to peeps around the THP globe, but I'm in Twisp...and that's kinda like being in a foreign country sometimes!

No no - it's for everyone.

I really wish he'd stop calling me that

Ah shaddap ya DUMB BITCH!


Hey, that felt pretty good! I feel ya Scovje.

 

[salsalady]

DUMBASS!  Not imaginative, but it usually works~

 

[grantmichaels]

I like douche-nozzle ...
 

 

[Scovie]

I have heard SL swear exactly 3 times in the 15 years I have known her. When she says DUMBASS, she means it. 
 
Her halo might be broken and dented but her horns hold it up just fine.
 
 
 
 
Oh good gawd Grant! That is a visual I didn't need.