I'm grinning already
The Hot Pepper
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Pariah
Karma at it's finest! They are like 8-12 years old, so not really little. I know the neighbor's cats will have a go at them too.
cruzzfish
Leave up a "really hot: do not steal" warning sign. they won't be able to resist.
filmost
^ that!
CAPCOM
Put up a sign that says, You don't want to eat these peppers, they only smell sweet and fruity, they are really hot, hot peppers. and they taste awful too.