The Hot Pepper

Please ADVISE why you'd charge the price when others sell 6 status updates for the same as your 3? Are they STAMPED CERTIFIED, INSPECTED status updates?

3 GENERATIONS OF STATUS UPDATERS

Of course they are. I'm a 3rd generation updater. I think I know what I'm DOING!

He got his status so you don't owe him anything shur

All of MY STATUSES are as "FRESH" as they come!!!

And you mean to say you suddenly changed your status deliveries from once a week on Monday, to picking and shipping fresh statuses daily?

he's "ONE OF the largest" produces of statuses in the nation. WIth ThE HiGHeST customer satisfaction ratings in THE NATION.

Just in case any of you are interested, you can preorder my burnt statuses now and beat the rush for the Fall.

ALREADY PRE ORDERED MY BURNT STATUSES! SELLING THE NEXT GENERATION'S SEEDS! CHOCOLATE STATUSES!

Do the status updates come with free fungal therapy as well?

No, but I can provide the fungus. YOU will need to PAY for the "shipping" though.

Sounds like a dealio to meio.

Would it not have been cheaper to just send me another "status" when you got mine wrong to begin with instead of trying to save face by offer 3 free when you buy 3?

I don't care about cheaper. I sell 200 burnt statuses a month!

haters. i mean HATERS.

I have a big new storage shed to store all my statuses

this makes u FDA certified :]
is not this what u trying to promote in ur upcoming bold text, cap adds

now, we wont hear the end of how this shed will set u over "other vendors" who dry their pods in the bathroom, bcz u know it all right lol i mean LOL

Ah shit I forgot to bring the shed into this. Let me make a trip to my insult cabnet and pull something out