The Hot Pepper

They deserve closer contact with your hotsauce :p

Paint your fascia the wrong color?

Don't let them tell you "you can't have a garden!"

round here we call em condo nazis

yeah give them a bottle of hot sauce as gift.

Is there no end to the JOY and BLISS they are bringing to your life?! (What are the little f**kers up to this time?)

Want I should schmak um?

Yes you should schmak um. They're being shady again and they told me someone complained about me cooking outside. They can't do anything about THAT unless they ban grilling though so to bad for them. I also had to replace a tree in my yard because a car hit it (long story). They complained to me about the type of tree we argued about what is natrual flora and fauna in Florida. I told them by law I can plant a tree as long as it's a native tree they said no, I showed them where it...

I will NEVER live in a place with an HOA...friggin nazis...sorry to hear they're giving you trouble

How does a tree get hit by a car when it's in your yard?
Also, if you want to loophole with native trees, there are some "interesting" ones that you could grow in the yard.

i dont understand the condo nazi's honestly, if i buy a house i am doing whatever the hell i want to my house (within reason to the state/provincial laws). not going to have some uptight nit picking controlling wanna be tell me what i can and cant do! why do these hoa still exist

I think the rationale is they want to maintain property values by creating a picture perfect neighborhood. The problem is no one really wants to live in a commercial.