The Hot Pepper

pretty sure... by law your employer has to excuse you for jury duty.

Just quote any Eastwood line from Gran Torino during your interview. They won't be able to push you out of the building fast enough...

or just be young... they wont even interview me.

I hear wearing a shirt saying/or talking about jury nullification works well. Your mileage may vary

During the interview, just ask if this trial is for that really, really guilty guy.

Wear a very polarizing Tee shirt. Sure to piss off one side or another.

Take your pick: NRA, Brady campaign, NAACP, Glock, Et.al.

I would just look around the court room and say,I see a lot of guilty people in here.Where is judge Judy at?Are we putting some one to death.I had jury duty a lot,but never was picked.Maybe,they don't like me.