Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and she chose Jif.
The Hot Pepper
Scovie
muskymojo
Yo mama so fat she jump in da air and get stuck!
hogleg
LOL!!
SmokenFire
she broker her leg and gravy came out.
Rymerpt
Yo momma can't grow peppers cause her shadow keeps all the sun shine away
SmokenFire
she wears a vcr for a beeper.
Scovie
when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
muskymojo
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Scovie
yo momma's so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 15 years to live.
SmokenFire
she looks like she's smuggling a volkswagon
muskymojo
She so greasy her freckles just slid right off.
SmokenFire
She puts mayo on aspirin
texas blues
Yo' mama so fat I rolled over 3 times and I was still on her.
Hybrid Mode 01
Yo' mama Hillary Clinton.
Hybrid Mode 01
Booyakasha! Right in the face!