Reminds me of a song by the "fool's"
Sheep went crazy and killed my mule cut off my dik with a power tool wife ran off with the class of 85. Life sucks and then ya die
Someday, Williedog is gonna shit on that lawn...And yer gonna like it, dammmit! Aahh. Which gets me thinking you need a "slip n' slid" with a ramp jump into the pool.