Sit down gramps, you're scaring the women and children.
The Hot Pepper
Scovie
hogleg
Hogwash! They love the attention. lol
Scovie
Yeah, well your tennis balls are worn out and your walker is scratching the wood floors.
hogleg
Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!
Chile Juju
You sure it's the walker doing that damage? 
The Hot Pepper
Hogleg's balls are scratching the floor?
Scovie
Probably. I can't look in that general direction.