Because there's a Dick's in Uranus.
The Hot Pepper
The Hot Pepper
BlackFatalii
So, Mexicans aren't interested in low-quality, pseudo-Mexican fast food? Who would have thought?
Scovie
I would happily rocket my ass to Uranus for a Dick's Deluxe and a Chocolate Shake. Make that 2.
The Hot Pepper
LOL!
spicefreak
Huh, I could have sworn I heard a story about Taco Bell marketing itself to mexicans as classic american food.
Grass Snake
Taco bell triggers nightmares and acid reflex.
The Hot Pepper
At least it beats English food. 
Grass Snake
I'll take Spotted Dick over Taco hell any day...
hogleg
Somehow you hooligans have turned my taco bell status into a dick status. Shit, I could have understood but dick's??? Only THP...
The Hot Pepper
Fine dude. Enjoy your spotted burrito.
Grass Snake
Google it
Grass Snake
My bad I mean Scroogle it
hogleg
Google smoogle. I've had spotted dick with custard sauce..but don't tell anyone ok.
The Hot Pepper
You had spotted dick in the can.
hogleg
LOL!!
Scovie
Was it Kosher? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scovie
After you opened the can it was. Hooooweee! hahahahaha
Edmick
Wow, this got out of hand fast..
Scovie
I still have a hand on it.
hogleg
Dick's?