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Edmick
Any guys out there ever been in public and you get that strange feeling that your junk is hanging out?
Apr 16 2018 04:09 PM
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Edmick
You wouldn't even come close to the inside of the toilet bowl, much less the outside of your zipper
Apr 16 2018 09:53 PM -
WarrantMan
That's some Freudian shit I remember from college... Tell me about your babysitter..
Apr 16 2018 10:45 PM -
Edmick
I hate it when people ask me what I do for fun.. Apparently theres no classy way to say binge drink..
Apr 08 2018 11:59 AM
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Crispee-FL
Just let them know you are on the Board of Directors for RACA (Rapid Alcohol Consumption Association)
Apr 08 2018 07:22 PM -
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Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
i am an expert training to be pro in the "craft" of Wodka consumption =D
Apr 09 2018 02:29 PM
Edmick
I saw a tow truck towing a tow truck today. Try saying it ten times fast.
Apr 06 2018 03:20 PM
Edmick
Had a dream last night that all my plants died. Been awake since 4:30 trying to recover from the trauma..
Mar 26 2018 08:53 AM
Edmick
My wife saw me spraying aphids on my kale plants with dilute dish soap and assumed it was some kind of chemical pesticide so I started spraying it on my feet and told her it works great on foot fungus too.. I really wish I had a camera handy to capture the mortified look on her face before I told her it was just soap. haha
Mar 12 2018 11:53 AM
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Edmick
I'm not growing weed. I can legally grow 6 plants if I wanted to but i'm getting inspected by county department of agriculture in a month and I don't want to give them anything to bitch about. I shouldn't even have a seedling room in my house because all my growing needs to be done on the back 1/3rd of the property but everything will be in good order when they come to inspect lol.
Mar 08 2018 12:11 AM -
Chilidude
Ring ring says the door...Who's there?
The whole door blows down and the swat team kills your dog/kick the cat and burn the whole house down under the suspicion of weed growing.
Mar 08 2018 03:09 AM -
spicefreak
I've had so many neighbors that did so but I'm just growing peppers and the occassional tomato in full view of anyone walking down the street.
The thought that mistakes might be made has kept me from investing in grow lights, though.
Mar 11 2018 03:48 PM
Edmick
What shall I review today? "professor payne indeass's Flamin Flatulance", "Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner" or "Fairhope Favorites Moonshine Aged and Charred hot Sauce (non alcoholic)"? I have a few from Crispee that he wanted me to review too which I will get to also.
Mar 05 2018 03:41 PM
Edmick
What source does everyone use for their weather report? I check the weather multiple times a day and it drives me crazy when I wake up to wind twice as strong as what the report said it would be when I checked it before going to bed and all my plants are knocked over in the morning.
Mar 05 2018 11:17 AM
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Edmick
I usually bring the plants in the garage if I know it's going to be windy. For example, the site for the college tells me there's gusts of 39mpg right now. Another site says 7mph for the same location. lol
Mar 05 2018 11:59 AM -
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stettoman
Windy is enjoyable, the phone app good too. We quit paying attention to the local guessers, they depend on computer models and wouldn't know a reliable weather report if it fell out of the sky, landed on their face and wiggled. We're supposed to have 16" of snow by now, I'd say we have a half inch. NWS up here isn't a paint contractor's friend either...
Mar 05 2018 02:39 PM
Edmick
Nothing like an early morning mad dash to pull plants in from an unexpected hail storm.
Feb 23 2018 10:49 AM
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AJ Drew
Oddly, it is warm enough here to put the girls outside but wont for exactly what made you dash. Strange weather.
Feb 23 2018 01:16 PM
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texas blues
You PAID someone to make you abuse your own body? My dear sweet wife does that to me for FREE!
Feb 19 2018 05:42 PM -
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Edmick
Just found out the property my house sits on was an Italian POW camp during World War 2. Pretty crazy.
Feb 18 2018 02:59 PM
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Hafners
Your fine as long as you don't ask them questions, they don't like that.
Feb 17 2018 08:44 PM -
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Edmick
The new gym down the street is almost finally open. Time to start burning off some of those beers. damn..
Feb 13 2018 12:10 PM
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