Community Status Updates

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Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
it takes 3 whole Horse; butchered, to feed a full
4-course meal to 3 hungry Norsemen who arrived on 2 Horses
Jan 28 2019 05:25 PM -
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texas blues
Tequila. Kills the common cold and most flu's. Ever other ailment is in the kitchen. Making sandwiches for tequila.
Jan 08 2019 09:24 PM

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charlesquik
Don't mix anything with bud light. Better don't drink it a all too.
Nov 19 2018 01:04 PM

Edmick
Me: "Babe come here." Wife: "Shut up, I'm not in the mood for your shit.." Marriage is a sacred union folks.. Cherish every moment..

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WarrantMan
A wiser man than me once said "marriage is an institution, that's great if you love institutions."
Nov 05 2018 08:07 PM

Edmick
You know you're going hunting when you look at your wrist watch and think you put it on upside down. I need a hobby that let's me sleep more..

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CDNmatt
Think thats why I only hunt birds now..after having kids it gave me that same feeling.
Oct 27 2018 08:21 AM -

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CDNmatt
I got so mad watching the hockey game I went to bed early then normal for a sat. I did not mind seeing him taking the loss when I got up this morning though.
Oct 07 2018 05:26 PM -
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Pepper-Guru
Great beating. Khabib is much too much for him and NO ONE saw that right hand coming! ha
Oct 17 2018 07:30 AM

Edmick
had a dream last night that I had 2 bahamian goat plants that were 20 feet tall and loaded with pods. I shoulda taken a picture for you guys..

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The Hot Pepper
Maybe in your dream you were EdTick, so everything was enormous.
Aug 10 2018 07:50 PM -
Ghaleon
That sounds nearly as awesome as MLK's dream!
Aug 30 2018 08:12 PM

Edmick
It's gonna be a good day folks. Just tried to flush the toilet by pushing down on the light switch..

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Scoville DeVille
Your switches and levers are too close LOL. I lived in a house once, that if you touched the fridge and the stove at the same time, you got shocked. So fun to have parties there.
Jul 26 2018 09:55 PM -
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Edmick
Why do banks take holidays? of all institutions, commerce and the flow of money never stops, so if anything, they should be open 24/7/365 don't you think?


Edmick
Why is it that vegans refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal but they'll eat fruit and vegetables that are grown from animal manure? Seems like a flawed ideology to me..

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AJ Drew
I know vegans who wont use commercially produced manure on their gardens due to animal abuse
Jul 03 2018 10:54 PM -
Ghaleon
People that are guilt stricken over the natural order of the world never fail to bring a smirk.
Jul 04 2018 10:09 PM -

Edmick
Was just at the store and saw a mother take her daughters hand to cross the parking lot, and something dawned on me.. Wouldn't it make more sense to split up? "Take my hand honey, if I get hit, I'm taking you with me!". I feel like I've been lied to my whole life..

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Edmick
Thats why I make my wife ride in the bed of my truck. Wouldn't want anything happening to her in the event of a head on collision..
Jun 30 2018 06:49 PM -
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Edmick
Booked a tattoo party bus for my wifes birthday party in August. Everyones getting inked!! Bring the pain! woot woot!

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