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Edmick

You need a horse to move a dead horse..
Jan 26 2019 11:53 PM
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Edmick

Ruby red grapefruit vodka= floor nap.. Heard it from a friend
Jan 24 2019 06:25 PM
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Edmick

Brandy and hot chocolate... Cures what ails you.
Jan 07 2019 11:28 PM
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    texas blues
    Tequila. Kills the common cold and most flu's. Ever other ailment is in the kitchen. Making sandwiches for tequila.
    Jan 08 2019 09:24 PM
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Edmick

Mandolin slicers are the work of the devil..
Nov 22 2018 03:29 PM
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Edmick

Public Service Announcement: Don't mix chocolate and bud light..
Nov 14 2018 05:57 PM
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    Crispee-FL
    Guinness Chocolate lava cake is the best freaking thing I ever had.
    Nov 15 2018 07:53 PM
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    Edmick
    It's like drinking coffee after brushing your teeth. Gross
    Nov 16 2018 12:00 AM
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    charlesquik
    Don't mix anything with bud light. Better don't drink it a all too.
    Nov 19 2018 01:04 PM
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Edmick

Me: "Babe come here." Wife: "Shut up, I'm not in the mood for your shit.." Marriage is a sacred union folks.. Cherish every moment..
Nov 04 2018 02:45 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    He wants to fill her cavity?
    Nov 04 2018 09:02 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    Don't keep us in suspense!
    Nov 04 2018 09:02 PM
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    WarrantMan
    A wiser man than me once said "marriage is an institution, that's great if you love institutions."
    Nov 05 2018 08:07 PM
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Edmick

You know you're going hunting when you look at your wrist watch and think you put it on upside down. I need a hobby that let's me sleep more..
Oct 27 2018 06:59 AM
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    CDNmatt
    Think thats why I only hunt birds now..after having kids it gave me that same feeling.
    Oct 27 2018 08:21 AM
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    The Hot Pepper
    What's a wrist watch?
    Oct 27 2018 07:31 PM
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Edmick

How bout that McGregor fight..
Oct 07 2018 12:22 PM
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    CDNmatt
    I got so mad watching the hockey game I went to bed early then normal for a sat. I did not mind seeing him taking the loss when I got up this morning though.
    Oct 07 2018 05:26 PM
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    ako1974
    Ferguson-Pettis was better. Black Beast is the man!

    Oct 09 2018 08:28 AM
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    Pepper-Guru
    Great beating. Khabib is much too much for him and NO ONE saw that right hand coming! ha
    Oct 17 2018 07:30 AM
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Edmick

Hot sauce Sunday! Anyone making any sauce today?
Sep 23 2018 11:25 AM
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    geeme
    Yes!

    ;P
    Sep 23 2018 09:35 PM
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Edmick

had a dream last night that I had 2 bahamian goat plants that were 20 feet tall and loaded with pods. I shoulda taken a picture for you guys..
Aug 10 2018 09:23 AM
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    Crispee-FL
    Hahaha I need some of those seeds
    Aug 10 2018 06:55 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    Maybe in your dream you were EdTick, so everything was enormous.
    Aug 10 2018 07:50 PM
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    Ghaleon
    That sounds nearly as awesome as MLK's dream!
    Aug 30 2018 08:12 PM
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Edmick

It's gonna be a good day folks. Just tried to flush the toilet by pushing down on the light switch..
Jul 24 2018 10:38 AM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Your switches and levers are too close LOL. I lived in a house once, that if you touched the fridge and the stove at the same time, you got shocked. So fun to have parties there.
    Jul 26 2018 09:55 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    salsalady has gotten better
    Jul 26 2018 09:57 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Then why do I feel like my microwave is spying on me?
    Jul 26 2018 09:59 PM
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Edmick

Why do banks take holidays? of all institutions, commerce and the flow of money never stops, so if anything, they should be open 24/7/365 don't you think?
Jul 09 2018 03:45 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    If you worked at a bank you'd want the day off so shutty!!!!!!!
    Jul 12 2018 08:30 PM
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    Edmick
    Not only do I not work at a bank, I don't have any money either so it REALLY doesn't concern me haha
    Jul 12 2018 08:46 PM
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    AJ Drew
    What I love is how your money is instantly gone but it doest arrive instantly.
    Jul 13 2018 10:06 PM
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Edmick

Why is it that vegans refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal but they'll eat fruit and vegetables that are grown from animal manure? Seems like a flawed ideology to me..
Jul 03 2018 04:10 PM
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    AJ Drew
    I know vegans who wont use commercially produced manure on their gardens due to animal abuse
    Jul 03 2018 10:54 PM
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    Ghaleon
    People that are guilt stricken over the natural order of the world never fail to bring a smirk.
    Jul 04 2018 10:09 PM
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    peppamang
    I've learned to photosynthesize. try to top that vegans
    Jul 09 2018 11:11 AM
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Edmick

Was just at the store and saw a mother take her daughters hand to cross the parking lot, and something dawned on me.. Wouldn't it make more sense to split up? "Take my hand honey, if I get hit, I'm taking you with me!". I feel like I've been lied to my whole life..
Jun 30 2018 12:06 PM
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    Edmick
    Thats why I make my wife ride in the bed of my truck. Wouldn't want anything happening to her in the event of a head on collision..
    Jun 30 2018 06:49 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    Land mines. I feel ya' TB.
    Jul 01 2018 04:37 AM
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    Edmick
    Do you carry one of those crossing guard stop signs too?
    Jul 01 2018 10:39 AM
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Edmick

Booked a tattoo party bus for my wifes birthday party in August. Everyones getting inked!! Bring the pain! woot woot!
Jun 28 2018 02:24 PM
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    ako1974
    Will you pick names out of a hat to decide who gets to picks who's tat?

    Jun 29 2018 11:50 AM
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    Edmick
    No my wife did mention that though.. Most of our friends are pretty tat'd up but I don't think anyone would wanna do that.. Lol
    Jun 29 2018 01:03 PM
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    Crispee-FL
    Cool idea
    Jun 29 2018 01:23 PM