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Why do banks take holidays? of all institutions, commerce and the flow of money never stops, so if anything, they should be open 24/7/365 don't you think?

Why is it that vegans refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal but they'll eat fruit and vegetables that are grown from animal manure? Seems like a flawed ideology to me..

Was just at the store and saw a mother take her daughters hand to cross the parking lot, and something dawned on me.. Wouldn't it make more sense to split up? "Take my hand honey, if I get hit, I'm taking you with me!". I feel like I've been lied to my whole life..

Booked a tattoo party bus for my wifes birthday party in August. Everyones getting inked!! Bring the pain! woot woot!

My hunting dog cracks me up. While everyone elses dogs are running scared of the fireworks, he's running around looking for dead birds. lol

To whom it may concern, please stop using the "rock on"/"sign of the horns" gesture if you do not in fact, "rock". Many brave souls have risked life and limb in the pit for the right to use it. If you wish to be initiated properly, crank up some Devildriver radio and elbow yourself in the throat. If you draw blood, you've earned the right to do it with both hands. haha!

Admit it, pepperheads are the GG Allin of the culinary world.

Wanna really mess with someones mind? Pick one friend or family member and have a few people randomly walk up to them throughout the day and whisper "None of this is real, you're in a coma", then walk away..

Wife tells me tonight, I've decided to do dinner cajun style. I said, did you decide that after you burnt the shit out of the chicken? lol she's not impressed

Someone should create a live youtube channel of hot chicks gardening in lingerie..

Whats the proper amount of times to pit swipe your deodorant/antiperspirant?

Did any east coasters make it to the NYC hot sauce expo? Pookie did you go?

Damn you pacos tacos.. That's all i'm gonna say..

Buffet.. Boo-fay or buff-ay?

Anyone ever been washing their car and the hose gets wedged under the tire? And has it pissed you off as much as it pisses me off? Forget all those knots you learned in boy scouts. Just wedge the shit under a tire and you're good to go!