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Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
it takes 3 whole Horse; butchered, to feed a full
4-course meal to 3 hungry Norsemen who arrived on 2 Horses
Jan 28 2019 05:25 PM -
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texas blues
Tequila. Kills the common cold and most flu's. Ever other ailment is in the kitchen. Making sandwiches for tequila.
Jan 08 2019 09:24 PM
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charlesquik
Don't mix anything with bud light. Better don't drink it a all too.
Nov 19 2018 01:04 PM
Edmick
Me: "Babe come here." Wife: "Shut up, I'm not in the mood for your shit.." Marriage is a sacred union folks.. Cherish every moment..
Nov 04 2018 02:45 PM
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WarrantMan
A wiser man than me once said "marriage is an institution, that's great if you love institutions."
Nov 05 2018 08:07 PM
Edmick
You know you're going hunting when you look at your wrist watch and think you put it on upside down. I need a hobby that let's me sleep more..
Oct 27 2018 06:59 AM
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CDNmatt
Think thats why I only hunt birds now..after having kids it gave me that same feeling.
Oct 27 2018 08:21 AM -
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CDNmatt
I got so mad watching the hockey game I went to bed early then normal for a sat. I did not mind seeing him taking the loss when I got up this morning though.
Oct 07 2018 05:26 PM -
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Pepper-Guru
Great beating. Khabib is much too much for him and NO ONE saw that right hand coming! ha
Oct 17 2018 07:30 AM
Edmick
had a dream last night that I had 2 bahamian goat plants that were 20 feet tall and loaded with pods. I shoulda taken a picture for you guys..
Aug 10 2018 09:23 AM
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The Hot Pepper
Maybe in your dream you were EdTick, so everything was enormous.
Aug 10 2018 07:50 PM -
Ghaleon
That sounds nearly as awesome as MLK's dream!
Aug 30 2018 08:12 PM
Edmick
It's gonna be a good day folks. Just tried to flush the toilet by pushing down on the light switch..
Jul 24 2018 10:38 AM
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Scoville DeVille
Your switches and levers are too close LOL. I lived in a house once, that if you touched the fridge and the stove at the same time, you got shocked. So fun to have parties there.
Jul 26 2018 09:55 PM -
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Edmick
Why do banks take holidays? of all institutions, commerce and the flow of money never stops, so if anything, they should be open 24/7/365 don't you think?
Jul 09 2018 03:45 PM
Edmick
Why is it that vegans refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal but they'll eat fruit and vegetables that are grown from animal manure? Seems like a flawed ideology to me..
Jul 03 2018 04:10 PM
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AJ Drew
I know vegans who wont use commercially produced manure on their gardens due to animal abuse
Jul 03 2018 10:54 PM -
Ghaleon
People that are guilt stricken over the natural order of the world never fail to bring a smirk.
Jul 04 2018 10:09 PM -
Edmick
Was just at the store and saw a mother take her daughters hand to cross the parking lot, and something dawned on me.. Wouldn't it make more sense to split up? "Take my hand honey, if I get hit, I'm taking you with me!". I feel like I've been lied to my whole life..
Jun 30 2018 12:06 PM
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Edmick
Thats why I make my wife ride in the bed of my truck. Wouldn't want anything happening to her in the event of a head on collision..
Jun 30 2018 06:49 PM -
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Edmick
Booked a tattoo party bus for my wifes birthday party in August. Everyones getting inked!! Bring the pain! woot woot!
Jun 28 2018 02:24 PM
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