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Edmick
had a dream last night that I had 2 bahamian goat plants that were 20 feet tall and loaded with pods. I shoulda taken a picture for you guys..
Aug 10 2018 09:23 AM
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The Hot Pepper
Maybe in your dream you were EdTick, so everything was enormous.
Aug 10 2018 07:50 PM -
Ghaleon
That sounds nearly as awesome as MLK's dream!
Aug 30 2018 08:12 PM
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Edmick
It's gonna be a good day folks. Just tried to flush the toilet by pushing down on the light switch..
Jul 24 2018 10:38 AM
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Scoville DeVille
Your switches and levers are too close LOL. I lived in a house once, that if you touched the fridge and the stove at the same time, you got shocked. So fun to have parties there.
Jul 26 2018 09:55 PM -
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Edmick
Why do banks take holidays? of all institutions, commerce and the flow of money never stops, so if anything, they should be open 24/7/365 don't you think?
Jul 09 2018 03:45 PM
Edmick
Why is it that vegans refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal but they'll eat fruit and vegetables that are grown from animal manure? Seems like a flawed ideology to me..
Jul 03 2018 04:10 PM
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AJ Drew
I know vegans who wont use commercially produced manure on their gardens due to animal abuse
Jul 03 2018 10:54 PM -
Ghaleon
People that are guilt stricken over the natural order of the world never fail to bring a smirk.
Jul 04 2018 10:09 PM -
Edmick
Was just at the store and saw a mother take her daughters hand to cross the parking lot, and something dawned on me.. Wouldn't it make more sense to split up? "Take my hand honey, if I get hit, I'm taking you with me!". I feel like I've been lied to my whole life..
Jun 30 2018 12:06 PM
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Edmick
Thats why I make my wife ride in the bed of my truck. Wouldn't want anything happening to her in the event of a head on collision..
Jun 30 2018 06:49 PM -
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Edmick
Booked a tattoo party bus for my wifes birthday party in August. Everyones getting inked!! Bring the pain! woot woot!
Jun 28 2018 02:24 PM
Edmick
My hunting dog cracks me up. While everyone elses dogs are running scared of the fireworks, he's running around looking for dead birds. lol
Jun 27 2018 09:17 PM
Edmick
To whom it may concern, please stop using the "rock on"/"sign of the horns" gesture if you do not in fact, "rock". Many brave souls have risked life and limb in the pit for the right to use it. If you wish to be initiated properly, crank up some Devildriver radio and elbow yourself in the throat. If you draw blood, you've earned the right to do it with both hands. haha!
Jun 27 2018 02:32 PM
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texas blues
Show of respect? WTH? Music and metal isn't about respect!
There ain't no metal mafia. (Locks door) Now youse can't leave!
Jun 27 2018 05:29 PM -
Edmick
So when you're on stage and people applaude your performance, thats not a show of respect? They're respecting and appreciating your music and talent are they not?
Jun 27 2018 05:37 PM -
Edmick
Music evokes more emotion from people than anything else so I don't see how a positive response given back to the band playing it is not a sign of respect.
Jun 27 2018 05:42 PM
Edmick
Wanna really mess with someones mind? Pick one friend or family member and have a few people randomly walk up to them throughout the day and whisper "None of this is real, you're in a coma", then walk away..
Jun 05 2018 12:16 PM
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texas blues
Kine o like mrs blues doing the dishes. She'll probably catch this and roast me in hell. I don't care. I love her.
Jun 05 2018 05:43 PM -
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AndyW
To be honest, this would freak me out and I'd start to question everything
Jun 08 2018 12:34 AM
Edmick
Wife tells me tonight, I've decided to do dinner cajun style. I said, did you decide that after you burnt the shit out of the chicken? lol she's not impressed
May 21 2018 11:12 PM
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WarrantMan
from a disenfranchised divorcee - she has looks and cooks? Shut up and eat it!
May 24 2018 08:22 PM
Edmick
Someone should create a live youtube channel of hot chicks gardening in lingerie..
May 16 2018 05:15 PM
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Scoville DeVille
I do! But I misread the "hot chicks" part. I thought it said "fat dudes". LOL
May 18 2018 05:32 PM -
Edmick
Whats the proper amount of times to pit swipe your deodorant/antiperspirant?
May 15 2018 03:58 PM
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salsalady
Hoggy, the blue oyster bar has a faceplant page. You are in the pics....
Sheesh I must be seriously bored to actually click on this and read it! :Rolleyes:
May 15 2018 10:07 PM -
Edmick
Did any east coasters make it to the NYC hot sauce expo? Pookie did you go?
May 03 2018 01:11 PM
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Edmick
I have 3 bathrooms in this house and I hit every single one of them. My poor wife had no safe place to turn to. Bless her heart
Apr 28 2018 03:36 PM -
texas blues
I have the designated BluesShitter. mrs. blues stays away when the crime scene tape goes up down the hallway.
Apr 28 2018 03:47 PM
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