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Michigan Man Arrested for Car Wash Vacuum Sex

Sickmont

Sickmont

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440821,00.html
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You just can't make this stuff up, folks
 
How can it be a favor...from my point of view he forced himself on the vaccum....Come on people! The vaccum is the true victom here!!
 
imaguitargod said:
How can it be a favor...from my point of view he forced himself on the vaccum....Come on people! The vaccum is the true victom here!!
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Hey you just made me think up another point....if he put money in the vacuum to get it started, shouldn't the vacuum have been arrested also for prostitution?
 
Sickmont said:
Hey you just made me think up another point....if he put money in the vacuum to get it started, shouldn't the vacuum have been arrested also for prostitution?
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Nope, that's like buying a hot sauce from me than forcing youself on me, then we both get arrested (you for assult and me for prostitution). Vaccum is still the victom here.
 
imaguitargod said:
Nope, that's like buying a hot sauce from me than forcing youself on me, then we both get arrested (you for assult and me for prostitution). Vaccum is still the victom here.
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yeah, but he paid the vacuum to do it's work
 
In Germany there's the Vorwerk-Company and they sell a vacuum cleaner called Kobold. And there is the Morbus Kobold every surgical or urological ER knows...
The Kobold's rotor is very close to the opening and not protected by a grill. You're invited to imagine the rest. :D

:lol: Does this post belong here or under the guillotine thread?

I actually had one patient in my practice and he told me it was an accident and he didn't quite know how it could happen and that I should not tell his wife and daughter about it.
 
Armadillo said:
I actually had one patient in my practice and he told me it was an accident and he didn't quite know how it could happen and that I should not tell his wife and daughter about it.
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How could the guy keep that from his wife? Must not be...well...you know what I'm getting at.
 
Sickmont said:
I'm curious as to what his daughter would have to do with it...
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"Well, honey, sometimes Daddies and mommies don't like each other anymore. So that where the vaccume comes in."

Ya....that would be an odd family meeting....
 
imaguitargod said:
How could the guy keep that from his wife? Must not be...well...you know what I'm getting at.
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I don't know. I transferred him to the urologist. That was about the last time I saw his shattered crown jewels. He was badly hurt but not decapitated. So with a few nights of migraine he might have been able to hide it.

Sickmont said:
I'm curious as to what his daughter would have to do with it...
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He didn't tell me... Honni soit qui mal y pense...

imaguitargod said:
"Well, honey, sometimes Daddies and mommies don't like each other anymore. So that where the vaccume comes in."

Ya....that would be an odd family meeting....
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;)
 
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