Holland Gril

This ain't no grill!
It's a gas oven....that never reaches the red zone for
approved cooking.
They sent me new valves.
They sent me new hose and regulator.
It still is one SORRY grill.
Don't get burnt with a Holland....Not much worry it won't
get hot enough....
Throw you $475 away somewhere else.
 
chuk hell said:
LOL. Dude signs up to bitch about his grill and never posts again!
He's trying to spread the bad word about Holland Grills as much as he can. I wouldn't doubt if I saw this same post over at the Jedi Knights of Cleveland bords...wait...maybe I should go check on that....
 
JKOC = AWESOME! I've got to set me up one of those over here!

Except, the UK being what it is at the moment, a bunch of inner city 11 year olds would find out about any meet up, and come and mug us. And then not be prosecuted due to Prosecution Service incompetence and lack of funding. And if they WERE convicted, they'd get 2 weeks probation as a maximum sentence, followed by an all expenses paid safari trip (that's what we do to criminals over here). And while they're off on the safari, their parents would find the victims and shoot them for daring to "snitch" on their little criminal darlings.

To quote Bill HIcks: They don't have many guns in the UK, but they have a lot of crime. Shows you how polite the F***ing british must be:
"Give me your wallet"
"Oh. OK"
(At least no one was hurt!)
 
D'you know what the ONLY problem with Batman Begins was? Whenever you saw Rhas Al Ghul teaching Bruce how to fight (frozen lake, etc), you were mentally finishing every sentence as if he was in star wars.
"YOu must learn to mind your surroundings MY YOUNG PADAWAN"

Top movie line that should be changed for comedy value, from first batman film:

Mugger: Don't kill me, don't kill me
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to tell all your friends about me
Mugger: Who are you?
Batman: I'm Bruce Wayne.
 
Shooty* said:
D'you know what the ONLY problem with Batman Begins was? Whenever you saw Rhas Al Ghul teaching Bruce how to fight (frozen lake, etc), you were mentally finishing every sentence as if he was in star wars.
"YOu must learn to mind your surroundings MY YOUNG PADAWAN"

Top movie line that should be changed for comedy value, from first batman film:

Mugger: Don't kill me, don't kill me
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to tell all your friends about me
Mugger: Who are you?
Batman: I'm Bruce Wayne.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
if we need to start another thread in the lounge i would love to discuss all the batman flicks....to me all time favorite is the new batman begins...to me it knocks all the others out of the water. and to me the best of the other is when val kimmer was batman.
 
bubbaschili said:
if we need to start another thread in the lounge i would love to discuss all the batman flicks....to me all time favorite is the new batman begins...to me it knocks all the others out of the water. and to me the best of the other is when val kimmer was batman.

Wow. I agree 100%. I know I'm in a minority about Batman Forever but I enjoy it more than the Tim Burton ones...and I usually like Tim Burton!
 
Shooty* said:
JKOC = AWESOME! I've got to set me up one of those over here!

Except, the UK being what it is at the moment, a bunch of inner city 11 year olds would find out about any meet up, and come and mug us. And then not be prosecuted due to Prosecution Service incompetence and lack of funding. And if they WERE convicted, they'd get 2 weeks probation as a maximum sentence, followed by an all expenses paid safari trip (that's what we do to criminals over here). And while they're off on the safari, their parents would find the victims and shoot them for daring to "snitch" on their little criminal darlings.

To quote Bill HIcks: They don't have many guns in the UK, but they have a lot of crime. Shows you how polite the F***ing british must be:
"Give me your wallet"
"Oh. OK"
(At least no one was hurt!)


Two thoughts here:

1.Bill Hicks was a comic genius of the highest caliber. I'm so happy I got to see one of his last shows. He was a f***ing national treasure.


2.The UK needs to revoke the ban on personal guns, what with all those chavs and neds and other assorted yahoos you guys have to deal with.
 
chuck gotta ask ya a question fellow bat fan....what in the (insert any dirty word yo want) was the dudes that made the movies thinking when every 10 sec bruce wayne is telling everyone he is batman.....ripping off his mask......what part of secret id you dont understand????
 
chuk hell said:
2.The UK needs to revoke the ban on personal guns, what with all those chavs and neds and other assorted yahoos you guys have to deal with.
Oddly enough, not 20 minutes ago I was talking to some English dude at BJ's Brewery about that.

bubbaschili said:
chuck gotta ask ya a question fellow bat fan....what in the (insert any dirty word yo want) was the dudes that made the movies thinking when every 10 sec bruce wayne is telling everyone he is batman.....ripping off his mask......what part of secret id you dont understand????
I'm the comic book geek around here! You ask ME those questions (hehehehehhe :( ).
Because Tim B. sucks as a director and didn't quite stay true to what Batman was all about....I'm starting a Movies thread....
 
Right! I mean.. what was the question?

Oh yeah!
steak:"Don't grill me, don't grill me!"
grill:"I'm not going to grill you, I can't because I'm a $*@#%Holland"

Does that sum it up?
 
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