1. Must take pics. No pics, didn't happen
2. When posting in Drunken Chef, picture of booze is required, but only one. No need to show pics of five of the same shot you consumed. And, try to vary the drinks.
3. No sissy drinks like fruit juices and vodka, except orange juice because that has a cool name.
4. When making pizza the pie should be thin crust and perfectly round. The cheese should be stringy and not burnt. A little burning of the crust is encouraged.
5. When making a burger the meat must not be round. It should be ground and thrown onto a grill or CAST IRON pan (no stainless allowed) in whatever shape it makes. It should always be grilled to MR or at the most Med (this goes for all beef). No one wants to see pics of your grey meat.
6. Buns must be either potato rolls or something of the sort. Anything too dry looking or not of the appropriate size for the burger is out.
7. Everything must have heat. If it does not, lie and say you put some sort of superhot powder blend in there somewhere.
8. No whole wheat anything. Ever.
9. You can post tofu or soy products such as soyrizo, but you will be ridiculed... FOREVER.
10. If you have any doubts, cover anything in cheese (must be melty and gooey) and bacon and it will be fine.
(more to come later)
2. When posting in Drunken Chef, picture of booze is required, but only one. No need to show pics of five of the same shot you consumed. And, try to vary the drinks.
3. No sissy drinks like fruit juices and vodka, except orange juice because that has a cool name.
4. When making pizza the pie should be thin crust and perfectly round. The cheese should be stringy and not burnt. A little burning of the crust is encouraged.
5. When making a burger the meat must not be round. It should be ground and thrown onto a grill or CAST IRON pan (no stainless allowed) in whatever shape it makes. It should always be grilled to MR or at the most Med (this goes for all beef). No one wants to see pics of your grey meat.
6. Buns must be either potato rolls or something of the sort. Anything too dry looking or not of the appropriate size for the burger is out.
7. Everything must have heat. If it does not, lie and say you put some sort of superhot powder blend in there somewhere.
8. No whole wheat anything. Ever.
9. You can post tofu or soy products such as soyrizo, but you will be ridiculed... FOREVER.
10. If you have any doubts, cover anything in cheese (must be melty and gooey) and bacon and it will be fine.
(more to come later)
