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Quips and Quotes for Life

"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you;
But particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish"

-Mark Twain
 
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn. That was fun."

-Groucho Marx
 
“We must be just to others, generous to others, and yet we must realize that it is a shameful and a wicked thing not to withstand oppression with high heart and ready hand”

- Theodore Roosevelt
 
We interrupt this train of thought for a quote from the doc I just saw:
 
"The problem is that you are in excellent shape and you're not fat."
- M.B.
 
"{However,} If a show goes far enough with its violence, it may end up crossing the line not once but twice, as it goes around the planet and crosses it again. This second crossing takes the violence from sick back to funny in its ridiculous extremes."- Tv Tropes
 
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