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#1 PepperDaemon

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:10 PM

i putted a red gazing ball in my pepper garten. Will it make my peppas hotter due to spiritual/electromagnitic/color magick as they grow? Thank u very muchs.
 
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:12 PM

yup



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:21 PM

Of course it will. Everyone knows that

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 05:58 PM

Only in the parts of the Earth where strong spiritual energy is concentrated.

Should be fine in Seattle. Your red gazing ball will be powered by angst.
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 06:35 PM

Angst and the extra heat your oversized knitted hat provides to your chakra points.

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 06:39 PM

You did sacrifice a virgin to the pepper gods when you set it up, right?


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 07:56 PM

What makes the peppers grow?.... blood, blood, blood.



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:15 PM

You did sacrifice a virgin to the pepper gods when you set it up, right?

 

No virgins left around here, unless we're counting females who only go for females. I should get a female and have sex on it/next to it though to amplify its power to make the peppas hotter. But I don't know if there are any females left in Seattle that go for males.



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:22 PM

Maybe it is just you that they don't like.



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:27 PM

No virgins left around here, unless we're counting females who only go for females. I should get a female and have sex on it/next to it though to amplify its power to make the peppas hotter. But I don't know if there are any females left in Seattle that go for males.


There are plenty of them. You'll just have to let them step on your testicles in stilettos and humiliate you with bolt-on hardware.  Seattle is the city of female domination and empowerment!
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So... what was your first experience with gazing at red balls, anyway?  :cool:


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:34 PM

Maybe it is just you that they don't like.

 

no, pretty sure it's just men in general. It's clear you don't understand Seattle or Portland. The females are actually secretly setting up concentration camps for men. You'll hear about it on Alex Jones in a couple of months when the story breaks. The females are trying to get em all finished before they start rounding up the men.



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:44 PM

I get it, man.  I took jobs in Portland and Seattle.

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Don't let the Femi-Nazis ruin your day, bro.  There's still some 100% American redneck girls down around Tacoma, and certainly, by the time you get to Chehalis or Olympia. (Monroe, if you prefer the north) They can probably help you with your pepper growing, too.


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:12 AM

Pepperdaemon,

 

I don't know if you can add heat with sex or lesbians, but I do know a thing or two about gazing balls.

 

Back in the 80s I spent 4 trimesters studying under the great VENINI Via Montenapoleone at the Fondazione Bevilacqua la Masa and we exclusively blew gazing balls for increased capsaicin production. As a young scientist I devised an experiment where Venini and I would blow some balls with our hot lust and others we would blow in a traditional style. We cast our balls through the countryside to gardens and fields throughout Sicily, and I returned at harvest time to take readings. Of course, our magic hot blown balls gave the pickled peppers particularly poignant pungency.

 

 

Good growing with your gazing glass garden,

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:28 AM

Sounds to me like you found this red gazing ball on the devils dance floor and you might need a little Jesus in your life. lol :pray:



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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:54 AM

Politics and lesbianism, Glassblowing abroad, capsaicin in abundance, alliteration and religious experiences - these are a few of my favorite things!  :dance:  :onfire:

 

 

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:57 AM

I would go with pyramid power :)



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 02:23 PM

Just stay away from playing any Jazz music for them!

 

That'll just make 'em cooler!



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 02:25 PM

Play some Bieber



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 02:49 PM

Play some Bieber

Pretty sure that's how they created the urfa biber.



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 02:54 PM

nice 






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