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It fascinates me, observing the various ways that folks manifest their jealousy.
 
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MikeUSMC said:
I eat the pepper for wife spicy romantic zone and for cool the anal fire

and for spicy bus ride punishment :rofl:
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I'm mighty impressed.  You are clearly a devoted student of The hott Dude's beautiful contributions to ThP....
 
my best suggestion would be to eat the chiles with something known to speed you up.  For me, dates and prunes tend to do the trick.  For many others, strong coffee gets'm going.  make yourself a prune and Douglah spread; enjoy it on some rye toast and chase it all down with a quad espresso.  Put those superhots on a high-speed flume ride to your backside.  The pleasures should arrive shortly thereafter.
 
This thread is FANTASTIC, Ive gotten a great healthy dose of laughter so thank you all . As for the bus lock, if someone did that here they might get a beating, and throw it up on YouTube . I dont know why the exit is more pleasurable than the entrance, I personally did not enjoy peeing out my anus. The only way to achieve what your asking by not going the suppository route is to soak your super hot in super lax for a day. Enjoy your poo pleasure, shat shakes or anal accomplishment
 
Why not just eat a laxative right before eating the pepper if you're that into sh*tting?
 
Also after working in the heat and then reading and rereading some of the bad English in this thread, I found myself checking my pulse and going through the motions to make sure I wasn't having a stroke.
 
Bicycle808 said:
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I'm mighty impressed.  You are clearly a devoted student of The hott Dude's beautiful contributions to ThP....
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What can I say, dude? f**kin' guy seriously posts some of the funniest "shit" (sometimes literally!) I've ever read! ;)

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/68347-is-anal-pasture-a-real-thing/#entry1553340

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/68217-what-pepper-to-grow-for-ring-sting/#entry1550349

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/68214-anal-exam-time/#entry1550275

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/67331-when-a-sauce-makes-a-fart-is-it-safe/#entry1526784

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/66997-texlax-chili-challenge/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/66837-please-advise-on-purpose-shits-bus-challenge/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/64542-has-anyone-to-make-their-own-sex-agent/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/64207-why-does-the-hot-peppers-taste-like-sex/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/63881-where-can-i-post-this/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/60284-stop-hot-butt/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/58228-why-waste-capsaicin/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/56011-how-to-cool-fire-anal/

http://thehotpepper.com/topic/55991-my-anal-is-fire/

Spicy, sexy time with the ol' lady....... shit bus challenges.... yogurt suppositories for cool the fire anal..... something about his "anal mouth"........ recycling his own shit to extract capsaicin so he doesn't "waste" it

Happy reading! ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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