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I have wasps/yellow jackets in my plants

Ghaleon said:
Show fear and they go after you because they can sense that they'd get by with it. I used to run from wasps and other stinging insects.
 
Now I have children and refuse to back down from a wasp. If one flies in front of you, smack that f**k out of the air and stomp on it. Go to the Walmart home & garden department and get an electric fly swatter. When you get a wasp, hold it down and hold the button down. It'll start smoking and cooking. This is satisfying. To hell with those little bastards. It'll have a semi-seizure and go in crazy circles after you shock it enough. Stomp that bitch.
 
Bees are important to the world. If it was possible, I would rape a wasp with a hot curling iron. f**k 'em.
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Thanks for the laugh!
I dislike stinging flying monsters too - but you are on a different level haha
 
Well I grew up out in the country with no other children around and there were wasps in the yard. Making their nests in the corners of doors as if to say "Come outside. I dare ya, mother f**ker!"
 
While I did plenty of outside too, this is largely how I became a Nintendo kid.
 
Edit: Here's my reaction to being stung by a wasp.
 
https://youtu.be/X2xbLV_NSbk?t=4
 
There are wasps, and then there are wasps...  I found this one with my teenage daughter.  She has big hands for a girl...
 
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solid7 said:
There are wasps, and then there are wasps...  I found this one with my teenage daughter.  She has big hands for a girl...
 
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You got a brave one! Dead or not, I wouldn't even want that evil bastard in my hand.

 
 
Yuck! Looks like some kind of giant hornet-type wasp, like the "calabrone" we have over here. (European hornet)
 
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Muckyai said:
Are your wasps aggressive? I've got a bunch out in my garden and these guys are efficient terminators of garden evil doers. They buzz all around doing their thing but never menace me.
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I haven't been stung yet by these guys, but I also don't want to see how much they will tolerate me going into MY plants to harvest peppers. :lol:
 
Ghaleon said:
Well I grew up out in the country with no other children around and there were wasps in the yard. Making their nests in the corners of doors as if to say "Come outside. I dare ya, mother f**ker!"
 
While I did plenty of outside too, this is largely how I became a Nintendo kid.
 
Edit: Here's my reaction to being stung by a wasp.
 
https://youtu.be/X2xbLV_NSbk?t=4
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:rofl:
 
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