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dub_sauces

Member Since 05 Apr 2017
Offline Last Active Jul 31 2017 05:31 PM

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In Topic: f**k this

27 July 2017 - 04:27 PM

 
I don´t think it´s the neighbors who are stealing the chiles; I´m suggesting that, in feeding the deer, your neighbors are the real pests here b/c they´ve exacerbated the deer problem.... The deer aren´t as afraid of humankind as they should be, plus they´ve come to associate human dwellings with easy food b/c they get treats rather than bullets from the professors/hippies in your ´hood. 
 
I can kinda relate b/c some POS at my community garden picked one of my Paper Lanterns, bit it in half, and then spit it out.  (I´m guessing it was too hot for them?)  The Marine-turned-hippie at the garden suspects it´s the destitute single Mom who rents a home directly behind the community garden; she hardly seems like a hippie, and i haven´t the foggiest idea if it was actually her or not.  But I will say, at least deer and most hippies have the decency to swallow the food they´ve stolen.  This scumbag just wasted it without reason.  It was just the one pod, but i´m still pissed, on principle.  I guess it would´ve been more poetic if s/he´d chosen something hotter, like one of the 7Pots.
 
 
 
It´s a quote from this thread here:  http://thehotpepper....taste-like-sex/  I imagine that bad translation and language barriers are a factor, but there seems to be so much going on there, with that little gem.


Woops, my bad, your post ran on from the previous one about peeing around the plants...

In Topic: f**k this

27 July 2017 - 04:18 PM

 
I don´t think it´s the neighbors who are stealing the chiles; I´m suggesting that, in feeding the deer, your neighbors are the real pests here b/c they´ve exacerbated the deer problem.... The deer aren´t as afraid of humankind as they should be, plus they´ve come to associate human dwellings with easy food b/c they get treats rather than bullets from the professors/hippies in your ´hood. 
 
I can kinda relate b/c some POS at my community garden picked one of my Paper Lanterns, bit it in half, and then spit it out.  (I´m guessing it was too hot for them?)  The Marine-turned-hippie at the garden suspects it´s the destitute single Mom who rents a home directly behind the community garden; she hardly seems like a hippie, and i haven´t the foggiest idea if it was actually her or not.  But I will say, at least deer and most hippies have the decency to swallow the food they´ve stolen.  This scumbag just wasted it without reason.  It was just the one pod, but i´m still pissed, on principle.  I guess it would´ve been more poetic if s/he´d chosen something hotter, like one of the 7Pots.
 
 
 
It´s a quote from this thread here:  http://thehotpepper....taste-like-sex/  I imagine that bad translation and language barriers are a factor, but there seems to be so much going on there, with that little gem.

Oh, i really cant pee all over my backyard and frontyard gardens, due to my children neighbors on 3 sides. Nobody around here actually has to work and they are home all day unless they are playing tennis or golf, so unless i want to wander around during an eclipse i am pretty certain our various security cameras and vigilant parents would land me in prison... Great idea otherwise tho

In Topic: f**k this

27 July 2017 - 03:59 PM

https://youtu.be/19i5ehy-f54


Still at it asshole? Eventually you will get bored with harrassing me. Douchebag.

In Topic: f**k this

25 July 2017 - 04:13 PM

Having read this thread over, I suspect that the deer are not your real pests here; it´s gotta be the neighbors.  (FWIW, no self-respecting hippie thinks it´s a good idea to feed wildlife.)  In any case, you ought to make a deal with the neighbors.  Let´m know that if they don´t feed the deer, you won´t have to shoot the deer.

So i have to ask... What is with your signature? Bad translation?

In Topic: f**k this

25 July 2017 - 04:10 PM

 
Urban hunting with bows is a big deal in my city

I dont live in an urban area... Around here people hunt with their ferraris if you catch my drift.