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dub_sauces

Member Since 05 Apr 2017
Offline Last Active Jul 31 2017 05:31 PM

#1478928 f**k this

Posted by dub_sauces on 27 July 2017 - 04:27 PM

 
I don´t think it´s the neighbors who are stealing the chiles; I´m suggesting that, in feeding the deer, your neighbors are the real pests here b/c they´ve exacerbated the deer problem.... The deer aren´t as afraid of humankind as they should be, plus they´ve come to associate human dwellings with easy food b/c they get treats rather than bullets from the professors/hippies in your ´hood. 
 
I can kinda relate b/c some POS at my community garden picked one of my Paper Lanterns, bit it in half, and then spit it out.  (I´m guessing it was too hot for them?)  The Marine-turned-hippie at the garden suspects it´s the destitute single Mom who rents a home directly behind the community garden; she hardly seems like a hippie, and i haven´t the foggiest idea if it was actually her or not.  But I will say, at least deer and most hippies have the decency to swallow the food they´ve stolen.  This scumbag just wasted it without reason.  It was just the one pod, but i´m still pissed, on principle.  I guess it would´ve been more poetic if s/he´d chosen something hotter, like one of the 7Pots.
 
 
 
It´s a quote from this thread here:  http://thehotpepper....taste-like-sex/  I imagine that bad translation and language barriers are a factor, but there seems to be so much going on there, with that little gem.


Woops, my bad, your post ran on from the previous one about peeing around the plants...


#1478374 f**k this

Posted by dub_sauces on 25 July 2017 - 04:13 PM

Having read this thread over, I suspect that the deer are not your real pests here; it´s gotta be the neighbors.  (FWIW, no self-respecting hippie thinks it´s a good idea to feed wildlife.)  In any case, you ought to make a deal with the neighbors.  Let´m know that if they don´t feed the deer, you won´t have to shoot the deer.

So i have to ask... What is with your signature? Bad translation?


#1478372 f**k this

Posted by dub_sauces on 25 July 2017 - 04:08 PM

Having read this thread over, I suspect that the deer are not your real pests here; it´s gotta be the neighbors.  (FWIW, no self-respecting hippie thinks it´s a good idea to feed wildlife.)  In any case, you ought to make a deal with the neighbors.  Let´m know that if they don´t feed the deer, you won´t have to shoot the deer.


I do hear what you are saying about hippies being useless and never asking permission, but the ones i am referring to are college professors and have slightly more self control than most. They ask if they can pick our berries, or use my giant mulch pile, or use my firewood pile... Doubtful they would abandon the "ask and ye shall recieve" policy just for a few peppers, knowing i have guns and shoot things in the night...


#1478060 How do you mark your plants?

Posted by dub_sauces on 24 July 2017 - 01:13 PM

Can you show us some screen captures?

Eventually, i plan on selling it when its finished though so im not showing it to anyone yet


#1477635 f**k this

Posted by dub_sauces on 22 July 2017 - 06:10 PM

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Yeah, pretty much. Its harder when you have hippie/antifa neighbors who feed the asshole deer though. Why is it that misguided idiots get to make it harder on everyone but as soon as you hurt their feelings there is a legal proceeding involved? f**king useless humans if you ask me.


#1477632 f**k this

Posted by dub_sauces on 22 July 2017 - 05:56 PM

Im tired of retyping this because i f**king took too long to post it. Deer suck balls, rabbits suck balls, and birds suck balls too. Im going to spend the rest of my summer on my deck with various rifles to shoot at the f**kers who are eating my peppers and tomatoes through double layer of fencing i put up


#1473364 Someone is stealing my peppers

Posted by dub_sauces on 06 July 2017 - 04:37 PM

My bad. Opens mouth, inserts foot.


#1473343 Someone is stealing my peppers

Posted by dub_sauces on 06 July 2017 - 02:21 PM

California is a bunch of whiny bitches when they dont get their way. I dont really care how much food they produce, if they didnt do it some other better state would. And the military thing doesnt surprise me, most of the californians with any sense arent actually in california


#1473340 serious dilemma here

Posted by dub_sauces on 06 July 2017 - 02:06 PM

Hell, we just got back from a week at the lake. Do what I did, find a babysitter. Someone to drop in once a day or two and keep the pepper thieves guessing... :P


Only pepper thieves around here are deer and chipmunks... But yeah, my mom says if i draw her a diagram she will water them (the diagram is to show her where the ghost peppers are so she can avoid them)


#1473242 serious dilemma here

Posted by dub_sauces on 05 July 2017 - 11:15 PM

So im finding myself with a chance to go to our vacation home in maine for a week or 2... I really want to go but ive never had a bunch of plants depending on me in the past. So do i take a mental break or stay home and take care of the peppers...


#1473238 frakking rodents

Posted by dub_sauces on 05 July 2017 - 10:36 PM

Had a few pots out on my deck railing that some f**king chipmunk decided to knock off and munch on. Tonight i loaded my rifle...


#1472626 Lessons you've learned this season

Posted by dub_sauces on 03 July 2017 - 12:01 PM

Dont start seeds in tiny pots and keep repotting them as they grow. Just start them in the 2nd to last size and do one repotting before moving outside.


#1472527 What extreme or weird crosses have you fantasized about?

Posted by dub_sauces on 02 July 2017 - 09:59 PM

Id love to get a thai bird crossed with a bhut jolokia. Lots and lots of smaller peppers on one plant but still hot as hell.


#1472497 danmurphy's sauces

Posted by dub_sauces on 02 July 2017 - 06:51 PM

What about zesting
 
 

Before i make a sauce i pickle the peppers and onions for a month or so. Its just a tradional pickling recipe but i also add lemon and lime zest to the pickling liquid. It adds something i cant put my finger on, but i cant imagine the final product without it any more.


#1472353 Spicy egg sandwhich. Yum!

Posted by dub_sauces on 02 July 2017 - 10:33 AM

it was SO good. I put that shit on everything that I don't put my hot sauce on.