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standbyandfire

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standbyandfire

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
Oct 12 2016 11:19 AM
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    oldsalty
    Steve Martin ? ^^
    Oct 13 2016 08:22 AM
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    charlesquik
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-hQleMFhY

    The origin :)
    Oct 13 2016 09:39 AM
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    AJ Drew
    Police are still looking for Jesus Uno and Wan Does. They dissipeared without a trace.
    Oct 13 2016 09:46 AM
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standbyandfire

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Oct 12 2015 01:40 PM
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    Pariah
    Gotta keep them safe until they reach their target, right?
    Oct 12 2015 02:37 PM
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    queequeg152
    radio headset etc probably.
    Oct 12 2015 03:44 PM
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standbyandfire

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Sep 24 2015 09:07 AM
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    Weed
    was my new math wrong?
    Sep 25 2015 09:20 AM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    No. Your math sounds about right to me. (But I'm horrible at it, so who knows.) I'm sure the number changes drastically based on whether or not you just pooped, though.
    Sep 26 2015 10:00 AM
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    Weed
    Or it starts closer to 99 percent.
    Sep 26 2015 10:12 AM
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standbyandfire

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Feb 18 2015 10:29 AM
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    romy6
    Don't forget us middle aged fools :)
    Feb 18 2015 01:37 PM
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    sicman
    Us middle age guys have no idea what we are doing yet. Makes uw=s worse than when we were young and thougt we knew everything,lol.
    Feb 18 2015 04:51 PM
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wayrightstandbyandfire

Happy Birthday man!
May 20 2014 03:30 PM
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standbyandfire

The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints, except those they disagree with.
Dec 20 2013 03:16 PM
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    thegreenman
    A&E is a corporation and must act for the benefit of the shareholders, and I think this controversy may just get the show top ratings next month.
    Dec 20 2013 04:47 PM
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    Gotrox
    Oh, they will. After falling to "politically correctness" and having sponsors complain. It's a business, not a platform.
    Dec 20 2013 05:43 PM
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    Vodu
    The show already has top ratings, in fact it is the biggest cable show for A&E and probably the biggest cable show ever.

    The sponsors of the show already said they would continue to support the show.
    Dec 20 2013 09:20 PM
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standbyandfire

He's about as useful as a pogp stick in quicksand.
Sep 12 2013 07:14 AM
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standbyandfire

If you've never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can't be friends
Sep 11 2013 08:53 AM
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    geeme
    Just dip that tiny caveman club in some fatalii puree and give it to someone who's never tried fatalii. Suddenly, that tiny caveman club seems HUUUUUUUGE!
    Sep 11 2013 09:15 AM
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    standbyandfire
    LOL
    Sep 11 2013 09:52 AM
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    geeme
    BTW - That's one of the tastiest ways to eat caveman clubs!
    Sep 11 2013 11:16 AM
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standbyandfire

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Aug 15 2013 09:04 AM
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    standbyandfire
    Yes newpeppergrower :)
    Aug 16 2013 06:32 AM
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    newpeppergrower1105
    cant wait until you stabalize those bad boys. good luck
    Aug 16 2013 11:27 AM
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    standbyandfire
    Thanks, just want the flavor,heat, and size to stay the same. Should have pretty good look at f3.If all looks well then, will prob give out to hobby guys only. :)
    Aug 16 2013 02:12 PM
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standbyandfire

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Jul 26 2013 11:05 AM
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    texas blues
    So you wanna' be the husband or the wife?
    Jul 26 2013 02:51 PM
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    megahot
    Dirty! !!!
    Jul 26 2013 05:29 PM